If I was… Rena Ryuuguu

Jerilyn Asakura

I did this as a Journalism assignment, and found that I actually love it. I hope you'll get a kick out of it, too. ^^ Rena is, after all, one of my favorite Higurashi characters.

I would try to take every loli-con home with me.

I would carry around a bill-hooked cleaver to kill people I care about, and pimps trying to steal money from my father.

I would beat some con artist to death with a lead pipe because she's after my father's money (and possibly because my true father's too shy to come out of the closet.)

I would scare the living souls out of the main male character with my laughter, and then get beaten to death with his bat after he went paranoid.

I would set a homemade bomb on top of my school, convinced that aliens are trying to destroy the world.

I would wear an epic hat that resembles a beret with a black stripe across it.

I would fall in love with some random photographer, a nurse, and an ugly, old detective due to the fact I swallowed some love charm, and they had the other love charm.

I would repeat things at the end of my sentences… I would!

I would end my questions with, "I wonder, I wonder?" Do you want to die, I wonder, I wonder?

I would secretly be the unholy love child between two male psychopaths from another series.

I would have an epic battle with the main male character on our school roof with my cleaver and his bat and I would win, but regain my sanity.

I would get caught dismembering corpses by my friends who would then forgive little serial killer me and help me hide the bodies.

I would have short red-orange hair and blue eyes. Complementary colors for the win!

I would be the sole survivor of a random tragedy and of the murders carried out by my best friend's twin sister who tried to pose as my best friend.

I would disown my mother, beat random boys at school with a bat, and cut myself while in a mental ward, hallucinating that I'm bleeding maggots.

I would hallucinate that the village's resident deity was responsible for my mother's affair, my maggot-filled blood, and why I was falling into insanity.

I would BE the epitome of my series… I would! Cleaver and all!

Sincerely, Rena Ryuuguu (NOT Reina Ryuuguu!)

Hope you enjoyed it! Bye-bye! ~Jerilyn Asakura