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Themasterthief: Hey Grel, remember me?
FleetandflotilaisBS: Oh keelah no… how the hell did you find me?
Themasterthief: Greatest thief in the universe, I have ways.
Themasterthief: Having the Shadow Broker on speed dial helps allot too.
FleetandflotilaisBS: I don't want anything to do with you, last time we pulled a job together I wound up with a ruptured suit and nearly died of turian fever.
FleetandflotilaisBS: And all because you needed a 'diversion'.
FleetandflotilaisBS: Let a girl bat her eyelashes at you a little and the next thing you know you have half the crew of a turian battle cruiser unloading rounds at you.
Themasterthief: Aww, don't be like that! We've had some great times together!
FleetandflotilaisBS: Yeah, suuure we have.
Themasterthief: Besides, you owe me more than a few favors.
FleetandflotilaisBS: No, I know that line, I don't care what you've stolen or what part of the cut I get, I'm not going to smuggle you anywhere.
Themasterthief: Grel, give me a little credit, I don't need anything like that.
FleetandflotilaisBS: Then what DO you need?
Themasterthief: Well, you see, a friend of mine has been stressed out allot, she's got a pretty hard life.
FleetandflotilaisBS: Where do I come in? This isn't a drug deal, is it? I though you knew better than to hang out with those kind of people.
Themasterthief: You're one to talk. And no, it's not that. She needs a little adventure, that's all. Her birthday is coming up and I was wondering if you would be interested in giving her a little ride.
FleetandflotilaisBS: So let me get this strait, your asking one of the greatest smugglers in history to come to a birthday party and give someone a ride?
Themasterthief: I wouldn't call you the 'greatest' smuggler in history, but yes, basically.
FleetandflotilaisBS: What's in it for me?
Themasterthief: You remember that proof you wanted me to find?
FleetandflotilaisBS: Yes…
Themasterthief: Well I found it. You get it after you do this job.
FleetandflotilaisBS: I've been waiting my entire life for those vids, and now you're holding them back from me?!
Themasterthief: All you need to do is take a girl on a ride.
FleetandflotilaisBS:….. I f***ing hate you, Goto.
Themasterthief: I know :D
FleetandflotilaisBS: Fine, I'll do the job, but those vids had better be good!
Themasterthief: Great! The girl is Tali'Zorah, I trust you've heard of her?
FleetandflotilaisBS: Tali'Zorah….
FleetandflotilaisBS: Admiral Tali'Zorah?
Themasterthief: Yup! Her birthday is in a few days, I'll send you a copy of my invitation, don't be late!
FleetandflotilaisBS: KEELAH DAMN YOU GOTO, WAIT A MINUTE!
Themasterthief has logged off.
FleetandflotilaisBS: What the hell have I gotten myself into?