A/N : Hellohohoho(?) Beige's here. I know that I'm on hiatus for a veeeeeeeeery long time and maybe I'll do that again , but here's something from my absolute awkward mind. Correct me if there's some misspellings or wrong grammar. And the German too because I rarely use that language …and so yeah(?)
Disclaimer : Axis Powers : Hetalia owned by Hidekaz Himaruya sensei
Uhh , well you can listen to "Safe and Sound – Taylor Swift" for dramatic aura(?)
Happy reading~!
Zum : Elizaveta Hedervary
Mein liebe , Eliza ,
I know you since we're still children. That time we hate each other , ja? We liked to play knights and use wooden swords to battle. I won , and I told to scram from mein territory. Ja , I hate you for being on my territory. But I didn't hate you that badly , scheisse. You start to cuss and throw bricks at the awesome me. For the sake of hölle , even now I still didn't know why you throw bricks at me. You know that I'm awesome enough to not be hurt just by a single brick , right? Kesesese.
Oh , and after that there's that Austrian bastard , Roderich. You're close to him back then , now too actually. Well , its fine when you're still recognized as a boy. You started to act girlish around him. You started wearing skirts and untie your brown hair. It sickens me off to see you flirt with that bastard.
As we grow older , you became more beautiful. Scheisse , you had to thank me for complimenting you. I become as awesome as will ever be , kesesese! And that Austrian aristocrat friend of yours ...no comment for him. Anyway , it still sickens me off to know that you're in love with that Mozart princey toodle-doo. So in love that you lived with him. HA! What a joke , Eliza. That's just priceless.
Roderich is only a game for me. Annoying him is the most ultimate fun that this awesome guy could get. Until my awesome feelings get serious. It sickens me if you're close to him. It made me feel like I've been tore up into pieces and swept into the trash can. Everything just sickens me off when you're near him. I love you , Eliza. And I never realized what I had until we grew up and lived separately. Ich liebe dich . The war is only my –awesome- way to snatch you from him. I won. I thought I could have you. But , to see you happy being with that man , I better let my feelings go and make you happy instead. Jealous? Nein! Never! An awesome guy like me would never be jealous over little things , kesesese!
Eliza , before I fade away , I just want you to read this –awesome- message from –the awesome- me. Fading away is the most unawesome thing I ever be , but it'll be the last thing I ever be. So , to cover my unawesomeness , I'll send this to you. That's why you'll received this awesome letter , kesesese! Uhh , ja. I think this is the end , Eliza. I'll be going soon. Take care of Gilbird for me. Be happy with that Austrian prince. Be one with him. My awesome instincts know that he'll take good care of you. Ich liebe dich , Eliza.
Auf wiedersehen.
Von : The most awesome person in the universe , Gilbert Beilschmidt.