A/N: Wow I guess I should start off by a little back story of what you're about to read well it started off as well a bit of a joke what with all the parodies of R.Kelly and well there's a lot more in depth story about this but it would just take WAY TOO LONG to talk about so if you any questions or hate mail please message me and oh yeah I DO NOT HATE ANY REAL LIFE PEOPLE DEPICTED IN THIS STORY I love everybody also I don't own Teen Titans or the title "Trapped In The Closet" and I don't own any real life people too enjoy and review please…
Darth Vader 9000
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Trapped In The Closet
Chapter 1
Seven o'clock on the morning and the rays from the sun woke Gerard Way up he was starching and yawing in a bed that didn't belong to him.
Then a voice yelled "Good Morning Gerard" from the bath room then Starfire came out and kissed him and to his surprise it felt good.
At first Gerard had a dumb look on his face like "What the fuck did I do last night?" he remembered being at the club doing a gig with the band and meeting this girl there and they went from the club to her home he didn't plan to stay that long.
But you know what fuck it he liked what happened….
Still he had to go back home after all the band was on tour so he got up and quickly tried putting on his clothes on he searched for his car keys but he couldn't find them.
"Shit.." he thought as he still tried to find his car keys he did at least find his cell phone.
"Um…yeah you there hot alien chick whatever your name is have you seen my car keys?" Gerard asked while he scratched the back of his head.
"My name is Starfire and no I have not seen your car keys I believe they are in friend Raven's room" Starfire said as she pointed out to the door.
"Oh great.." Gerard said in a pissed off tone of voice.
Just then Starfire heard a sound coming from the halls.
Gerard walked up to the door but Starfire put her hands in front of and said "I'm afraid you can't go this way"
Gerard looked at her like she was crazy and said "Bitch move out the fucking way"
"I've got a girlfriend at home" Gerard said hoping she'd let him out
She said "Please do not go out their"
"Lady I've got to get home" Gerard said as he tried to get passed her.
"But my boyfriend Robin is coming here" Starfire said sounding very nervous.
"Shh..be quiet hurry up and get in my closet" Starfire said as she pushed him towards her closet.
"Do not make a sound or some ugly shit will go down" Starfire said
"But why can't I go out the window?" Gerard asked.
"Because my room is on the fifth floor" Starfire said.
"Shit think, shit think hurry up put me in your closet" Gerard said
Starfire quickly shoved the rocker into her closet.
Now Gerard was in this dark closet trying to figure out how the hell was he going to get his crazy rock 'n' roll ass out this house.
Robin walked in with a specious look on his face he looked up over to Starfire who seemed a little too happy.
"Star I thought I heard a sound coming from your room is everything okay?" He asked while razing an eyebrow.
"Yes I believe everything is in tip top shape so I think you should go now" Starfire said with a nervous smile on her face.
At this point Robin knew something was up he knew Star wasn't always this happy unless she's hiding something.
"Alright Star who is he?" Robin asked knowing that there was a guy in her room.
"I am afraid I do not know what you are talking about Robin" Starfire said in an almost retarded way.
That was it now Robin knew for sure that someone was here so he started looking around the room.
Just a call came though on Gerard's cell phone he tried his best to put it on vibrate but from the Robin acted he knew it was too late.
Robin looked around and said "There's a mystery going on and I'm goona solve it"
And Gerard was like "God please don't let him open this closet"
Robin walked in the bathroom and looked behind the door.
"Robin why don't you go out" She said.
"Bitch say no more" Robin said as he tried to shut her up.
He pulled back the shower Curtin while Starfire bit her nails.
He walked back into the room right now Gerard is sweating like hell.
Robin checked under the bed and open the dresser.
He looked at the closet Gerard almost shit his pants.
Now Robin's at the closet now Robin's opening the closet….
Closet….
Closet…..
A/N: Wow now's that's one hell of a chapter if I do say so myself if you liked it then review if you don't then shut the fuck up…