Ever see that YuYu Hakusho movie? Poltergeist Report? (Which is a little redundant, considering that YuYu Hakusho in English is Poltergeist Report...)

Well, anyway, I thought it sucked.

And so, I wrote a fanfiction about it, which I'm sure sucks just as much.

Oh, and I don't own YuYu Hakusho, or YuYu Hakusho the Movie: Poltergeist Report, or Hinageshi. But I own the name Yodakumo, even though I don't own the character.

So... yeah. I'm not going to even ask for reviews. They would be nice, though. But I'm not going to ask for them. Everyone else writes totally bogus, random fanfictions, so I thought I would, too.

"Hmm..." Koenma squinted at the window in his office. "What the hell is going on here?" he wondered aloud. "This... is not normal. It's been raining for two hours, yet there's a smudge on the outer glass..."

Jorge, the Blue Ogre, burst into the room then, panting heavily. "Lord Koenma!" he screamed frantically.

"Yes? What is it?"

"The River Styx... is..."

And so Koenma gasped, realizing that there was something much more to worry about than a smudge on his window. "No!"

Just then, the waters from the river pushed open the main gate and began flooding the Spirit World office building. Random ogres ran around in panic. All was chaos.

But in Koenma's office on one of the upper levels, all was calm. The tiny ruler was thinking.

"This must be the work of Yodakumo and the Empire! After being lost for millennia, they must have somehow magically found their way back into existence!"

"Lord Koenma... what are we going to do?" Ogre screamed. Koenma didn't respond. "What's the matter with you, Lord Koenma?" He slammed his fist down on the desk.

"I know what they want! So to protect it, I'm going to give it to the person I trust the least and have no faith in!"

Having decided this, his eyes flew open with decision. "Summon my very inefficient Detective assistant! I'll be in the very small and unimportant Great Vault."

"What?"

"Do it now!"

"Yes, my Lord!" Jorge saluted like a solider before running out to find Botan.

- -

Botan arrived shortly after in the very small and unimportant Great Vault, riding on her wooden spoon. "Lord Koenma?" she screamed, unable to see the tiny one.

"Botan! I'm down here!" he replied frantically.

She looked down to see Koenma struggling to hold on to the wall of the Vault.

"Help! I can't swim!" he screamed as the current flooding Spirit World washed him away.

After gasping, Botan went to rescue him as he was swept down a waterfall. She did this not because she wanted to, but because she would have been out of a job if she had not. She brought him to the last piece of dry land in the very small and unimportant Great Vault.

He held out to her what appeared to be nothing more than round and shiny. What it was made of, she didn't know, but it seemed as though it could be made of glass or plastic.

"Take this to the least competent person I ever could have hired," he said seriously, staring straight into her eyes. "Make sure he protects it."

Botan nodded, taking the mysterious important thing into her hands. "Maybe I should give this to Kuwahara instead, if it's that important..." she thought.

"Go! Take it away from here! Hurry!"

The perky Reaper quickly remounted her wooden spoon and started to go, but then stopped and turned back to look at Koenma.

"Forget about me!" he yelled, mistakenly thinking that she cared about him. "Go!"

At that, the water rose violently and swallowed him, covering the last of the dry land.

Realizing how much faster the water was rising, and thinking that she may be next, Botan fled as quickly as she could. As she was leaving, she saw how much the river had overflowed - there no longer was a river. There was nothing but water forever.

And so, she was looking at the scenery instead of where she was going, and that was when she was hit by a bolt of lightning out of nowhere.

She screamed as pain coursed through her body but soon passed out... and she fell into the raging waters that was once Spirit World.

- Kuramastrass -