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Chapter One - The Punishment
BPOV
I was once again at the Cullen House, waiting for Edward to come back from hunting with Carlisle, Rosalie, Alice, and Jasper. Esme and Emmett had stayed home to "babysit" me. I don't know why I had to stay here, this was the only time I ever got to spend time with Jacob. But then again, Emmett and Esme took good care of me, well mostly Esme.
I was playing on the Wii.
" Haha!!! Bella, you are so slow!!!!!!!Geez, I can get 1000 spins easy!", Emmett teased
" Emmett! Stop being a meaniehead!Stop you fartbag!", I yelled, trying not to get distracted by Emmett's teasing
" Haha! Na na na na na na!", Emmett teased again
" Okay, if you want it to be hard......"
" Na na na na na! Hahahahahahaha!"
" ESME!", I yelled
She ran over to us at vampire speed from the kitchen and stopped right in front of me.
" Yes, what is it sweetie?", Esme asked
" Emmett was being a meaniehead!!!!!!!", I whined
" EMMETT MCARTY CULLEN!!!!!! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TESING BELLA ABOUT BEING A HUMAN?!?!?!!?!?!!", Esme yelled
" That it was rude and that big boys like me teasing people is a bad thing that only bad boys do.", Emmett recited
" Exactly. Now apologize to her!", Esme ordered
" Sorry Bella.", Emmett said half-heartedly
" Like you mean it Emmett."
" No!"
" Why not?"
" Because Bella called me a fartbag!"
" Bella?"
" I did not! Emmett you liar, shame on you. Trying to get me in trouble for somerthing I didn't do.", I said innocently
" Emmett?"
" Yes she did!!! She's lying! You always take her side!", Emmett whined pathetically
Esme opened her mouth to speak, but before anything came out, I interupted her.
" Esme, please excuse me for interupting you, but reall, who are you gonna believe, me? Or that liar?", I asked sweetly
" Good point, so until Emmett truly apologizes to you, he and Jasper will switch rooms for two weeks, and-", Esme said, getting cut off by Emmett as I punched the air in celebration
" NOOOOOO!!!! ESME! WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE THAT PUNI-", Emmett yelled getting cut off by me
" Don't interupt her! Esme obviously has some more knowledgeable things to say, as she always does.", I said
" Hypocrite.", Emmett said
" Old guy."
" Stupid girl."
" Annoying boy."
" Both of you stop it right this second."
" Sorry.", Emmett and I both said in unison
" Now, as I was saying, Emmett and Jasper will switch rooms for two weeks, and he will have to hunt fish.", Esme said
" Fish?!?!?!", Emmett and I said in unison again
" Is that possible? ", I asked
" Ewwwwww.", Emmett said
" Yes Bella, it is possible, and Emmett, suuck it up and take it like a man. Next time, you can think before you lie. A'nd trust me I will know whether or not you hunt fish, because they turn your eyes pink.", Esme said
" PINK? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO TO SCHOOL WITH PINK EYES?!?!?", Emmett exclaimed
" Emmett, Summer vacation started three days ago.", I said with a duh tone of voice
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