I do not own Naruto; all rights go to Masashi Kishimoto. I do own my OCs Niomi and Savannah
It was a regular day at the Akatsuki hideout. All of the Akatsuki members were doing something, either by themself or with someone. Niomi was in her room reading the latest konochi vague magazine, while Savanna listened to her music on her I-pod. Sitting on the statue was Sasori and Deidara. Sasori was upgrading his puppets and Deidara was sculpting a bird out of clay. Kakuzu was in the Akatsuki office with Pein and Konan. He was calculating the amount of money the Akatsuki had collected so far, Pein was re-reading and approving files, while Konan collected them and stowed them away. Hidan was sharpening his scythe outside in the back of the hideout. Itachi was sitting in the living room reading a book named Ninja dawn and Kisame watched shark week on the discovery channel. Zetsu was outside napping under a tree while Tobi ran around chasing butterflies.
Pein ran his hand through his orange hair before sighing, "Here Konan this is the last one"
Konan looked at the file Pein held in his hand then at the filing cabinet.
"Pein that won't be able to fit," she groaned.
"Why not?" He asked. Without saying a word she pointed to the plump, over stuffed cabinet, there were papers and blue folders sticking out from the sides and the cabinet drawers.
"Konan why do we only have one cabinet?" Pein asked face palming himself.
"I think you can guess why,"
Pein's eyes traveled to the 6-foot ninja that was counting the money.
"Kakuzu care to explain,"
"Its simple we are a S-rank criminal organization, not an accounting business. We don't need 3000 cabinets," Kakuzu explained as he continued to place money in a briefcase.
"I'm not asking for 3000 cabinets Kakuzu, I want to know why you only bought one,"
"Well leader that cabinet cost at least $70, that's almost $100, I didn't want to waste any more money," Kakuzu concluded as he snapped the briefcase shut and placed it into the safe.
"Kakuzu why are you so cheap?" Pein groaned.
"I'm not cheap, I just think carefully about spending money,"
Pein rolled his eyes as Kakuzu left, "That's it were going on vacation,"
A loud squeaking noise filled the Akatsuki base startling Tobi, triggering him to scream and jump into Zetsu's lap causing Zetsu to wake up. Pein cleared his throat before he spoke into the microphone.
"Attention all Akatsuki members please report to the meeting room, I repeat please report for a meeting."
Everyone groaned as they all headed for the meeting room located on the ground floor of the huge hideout.
Sasori and Deidara were the first members to arrive in the meeting room.
"Hey Sasori-dana," Deidara grinned as he sat in the chair at the head of the table.
"What is it brat?" Sasori groaned as he took a seat next to him.
"Look at me I'm the leader…hm" Deidara snickered "and I command you to go on a life threatening mission,"
Sasori only shook his head before commanding his 3rd kazekage puppet to pick up Deidara and place him in the chair beside him. After a while everyone came walking into the room and took their seats around the table. Pein sat at the head of the table; on his right was Konan then Itachi, Kisame, Tobi, Zetsu, Kakuzu, Hidan, Niomi, Savannah, Deidara and Sasori. Pein silently counted to see if everyone was present before he began.
"Okay Akatsuki members the reason I called you here today was to discus…"
"Money?" Kakuzu asked.
"No,"
"Pancakes?" Tobi asked.
"What... No!"
"Getting rid of Tobi?" Asked Deidara
"No"
"Getting rid of Niomi?" Itachi grinned.
"No,"
"Itachi how could you," Niomi sulked.
"I called you here to discus holiday maters." Pein began.
"Ooo… can we name a holiday after Tobi?" The hipper boy asked as he jumped out of his chair.
"Not that kind of holiday Tobi," Pein sighed.
"What kind of holiday then?" Niomi asked twirling a strand of blonde hair.
"A vacation,"
Everyone gasped with glee, well everyone except for one tall tan skinned fellow.
Kakuzu watched as everyone grinned in delight of the news, his mouth had fallen open and was almost speechless before he turned to Pein.
"A vacation for what?" Kakuzu asked.
"Everyone needs a break Kakuzu," Pein sighed
"A break from what?" Kakuzu ranted "You and Konan hardly ever do any work, Tobi runs around all day, Sasori and Deidara do arts and crafts, Savannah yells and argues with Hidan, Niomi reads magazines, Itachi reads books, Kisame watches T.V. and Zetsu either sleeps or waters plants."
Pein groaned, "Listen Kakuzu you need a vacation more than everyone, besides I'm the leader and I say were taking a vacation,"
Kakuzu grumbled something as he slid down into his chair.
"Stop being a f*cking baby Kakuzu," Hidan groaned.
"Okay now we have to choose where we're going," Pein began.
"How about Jamaica… I could show off my bikinis," Niomi smiled as she fluttered her eyelashes at Itachi.
"We're defiantly not going there," Itachi shuddered.
"Why not Paris hm?" Deidara suggested.
Pein shook his head, "Not for you and Sasori to argue about art the whole time,"
"Oooo Tobi knows, Tobi knows," Tobi shouted.
"What is it Tobi?" Pein sighed.
"How about we go to London Tobi likes tea,"
"No"
"Ooo What about San Francisco?" Konan asked.
"No f*cking way to many gay people" Hidan shouted.
"There is nothing wrong with gay people Hidan," Niomi scowled.
"Barcelona?" Zetsu suggested.
"Nah,"
"How about New York Pein?" Itachi suggested.
"Nope to busy,"
"The Bahamas," Kisame grinned his sharp teeth gleaming.
"You only want to go there to see Atlantis don't you?" Pein asked narrowing his eyes.
"No," Kisame said as he pretended to be interested in the table.
"L.A." Niomi yelled.
Pein shook his head
"Vancouver," Savannah proposed.
Another turn down
"Washington," Kakuzu smiled.
"And let you kidnap Obama for money? I don't think so,"
"Las Vegas," Hidan grinned.
"HELL NO!" Kakuzu shouted.
Everyone was now quiet Pein had turned down every offer that everyone had suggested. He thought for a bit before he final chose a place where him and his Akatsuki members could relax.
"I know exactly where we're going," Pein smiled.
Members leaned in to hear what their orange haired leader came up with. It was so quiet you could hear a pin drop; in fact it was amazing how quiet it was, since Tobi was present.
"Akatsuki… we're going to Hawaii.
Kakuzu's eye twitched as everyone cheered and left the room.