So...my first story here. It's a parody of CC, inspired by TV parody shows like Mad TV (Btw, has anybody seen the MAD TV parody of CC? :D). English is not my native language whereas I'm sorry if I've made some grammatical mistakes. What else is to say? Well, it's a parody and so Lilly is a bit out of character and reveals her dark dark childhood. Contains also L/S. Rated K. I do not own the characters apart from Ann. All CC characters belong to CBS and Jerry Bruckheimer.
The female suspect was sitting in the interrogation room. Ann Parker was clearly nervous. The way Lilly and Scotty were eyeing her made her feel uncomfortable. Lilly began to speak. "Last time we interviewed you, you told us that you hadn't seen Mary on the day of her death. But we know that you met her in the evening...only a few hours before she was murdered!" Ann lowered her head but didn't speak. Lilly looked on her watch and immediately became impatient. "Now, hurry up, in the afternoon I have to pick up my mother at the Alcoholics Anonymous! And besides, my cat's at the vet!" Ann rose her head, looking surprised. "I'm sorry to hear that. I hope it's fine." "Well, much better than the neighbour's dog!" Lilly smirked. "I shot the damned cur. It'll never touch my cats again!"
Ann froze, looking startled.
"Now, are you going to confess?", Lilly shoved. Ann started to sob. "Understand me...I had a bad childhood...my parents got divorced when I was 12..." "Don't tell me anything about this!", Lilly snapped. She bent forward and stared at her icily. "You don't know anything about a bad childhood." She grabbed Ann's right hand. "My mother...was addicted to Barry Manilow!" Ann grasped. Scotty gave Lilly a worried look. Behind the window Stillman lowered his head in compassion. Lilly's eyes wandered off into the distance. Her voice was quiet, almost devout. "She wouldn't miss any concert...No food in the house because she spent all the money for tickets. Everytime I was cheeky she punished me by playing "Mandy" again and again. She tortured me! She preferred my little sister, because she liked the music too. It was..." "...terrible", finished Ann, full of compassion. "Yes...", whispered Lilly. Vera who stood beside Stillman shook his head. "I feel so sorry for Lil. Girl didn't deserve it." Lilly eyed Ann again. "Tell me!", she demanded. Ann couldn't stand the pressure anymore. "I hated Mary!", she cried. "She became Beauty queen instead of me although I was more beautiful! She didn't deserve it!" While Ann was screaming two police men came in, grabbed her and led her out. Lilly und Scotty looked at each other and smiled. "Philly's safer now.", said Lilly triumphantly. "And another unsolved case is closed.", added Scotty. "Well...", purred Lilly, "...now that we have time, what about another Spanish lesson in the evening?" She gave Scotty a seductive look. "Scotty smiled. "Cant wait for it! By the way, how did you get rid of Eddie?" "Pelted him with his own ribs. You should have seen him running!" She grinned satisfied. "Well, Valens, let's go!" The two detectives rose and left the room.
So, this was short but I hope you like it. After I read a lot of serious stuff about CC I thought this would be a good change.