Hi! This is my first fanfic. Hope you enjoy it! Sasuke fans not suggested to read…just saying O.o
Full summary: Naruto. Uchiha. Ramen. A hilarious story about how Naruto and the great Ramen Ramen Noodles Preservatives Ramen More Ramen III. OOC you won't believe! My first fanfic so don't kill me! Oneshot COMPLETE!
Do You Believe in Ramen?
By byakugan user neji
"I haven't had my hourly ramen yet!" Naruto shouted.
"Who cares about ramen, dobe?" said the Uchiha.
"HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE POWER OF RAMEN!"
"Dobe."
"TEME!"
Suddenly the sacred cup of ramen opened itself and flew to Naruto.
All of a sudden Sakura appeared at the scene stared at the huge cup of ramen.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?"
"It…It's…………."
"RAMEN!"
And then the cup of ramen said, "Naruto, you are the chosen one, chosen by the gods of ramen. We came here to ask you if you could help us defeat the EVIL one!"
"Who's the evil one?"
"SASUKE UCHIHA!"
"Uhhhh…" studdered Sasuke.
"YOU IDIOT! SHUT THE HELL UP AND LET ME FINISH!" roared the ramen cup.
"Uh, I have one question…"
"What?"
"Does this mean I get to eat you?"
"NOBODY EATS RAMEN RAMEN NOODLE PRESERVATIVES RAMEN MORE RAMEN THE THIRD!"
"Oh great Ramen Ramen Noodle Preservatives Ramen More Ramen the Third, the evil one is right there behind me."
"Uh, I gotta go," said the EVIL one.
"OMG! It's the EVIL one! Everybody go go save us save us!"
"Uh…"
"Ramen power, go!" Shouted Naruto.
"Look, I really gotta go…" Said the EVIL one and started running.
Then a bunch of ramen fell from the sky and landed on Sasuke.
"RAMEN POWER ROCKS! BELIVE IT!" shouted Naruto at the top of his lungs.
"Good job Naruto, you did absolutely nothing and captured the EVIL one!" said the ramen cup. "Also, I wanted to tell you that you won the ramen auction on ebay."
"REALLY? WOW! I bid 10,000 dollars on that!"
"Yes, but the starting price is $1."
"Uh…"muttered the EVIL one.
"Sasuke, you shall forever disappear into the world of ramen haters! MUAHAHA!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Sakura.
"Back off, girlie, and let me finish this dude off."
"ZZZZT…."
"Oh, dang it! I'm all out of batteries!"
"Uh…"
"You're telling me that you run on BATTERIES?" said Sakura.
"Well what do ya expect! They pay me tons for this gig, ya know? Oh yeah…ONCE I GET THE POWER OF DURACELL ON MY SIDE YOU'RE RAMEN, SASUKE!"
And with that, he vanished.
"I'll miss you Ramen Ramen Noodle Preservatives Ramen More Ramen the Third!" said Naruto.
"Don't worry, whenever you dream of cute little teddy bears and ponies, I'll always be with you…"
"That was totally random..." said Sakura.
"Hey Naruto, FREE RAMEN!" shouted the EVIL one.
"Huh? FREE RAMEN! Where?"
"Over there!" pointed the EVIL one.
"WAA! THERE'S NO MORE RAMEN LEFT AT THE CONCESSION STAND! Hey, where the heck is Sasuke?"
"Sasuke! I'm coming for you!" shouted Sakura and left to some random place.
Naruto said, "Oh well. That's all folks!"
Well, that was my first fanfiction! Hope you liked it! I know, kinda short but DEAL WITH IT! Please review! If ya liked this read my other fanfics…they'll come out soon promise!Read & Review, peeps! Read & Review...