Flip
By: Ryu (Mitsuki355), Hanyou (Soul Thief at Large), and Luna (Angelic Thief)
Ryu: All right. I have finally gotten "Flip" up and running. You should all be very proud of me.
Hanyou: Took you long enough!
Ryu: I can just not type the story and hide it from you for all eternity.
Hanyou/shuts up/
Ryu: That's better.
Luna: This is our demented way of showing that we are only half fan girl. We hope you enjoy it.
Disclaimer: We of Insanity Anime Corps do not own Kingdom Hearts, or any of its characters, nor FMA or its characters.
Chapter one
A cold, February breeze played across my poor sleeping body on the most fateful morning of my life. I snuggled deeper into my cocoon of blankets like a moth seeking warmth but just as I was falling back to sleep my alarm went off. Scowling I sat up and turned the offending buzzer off with a forceful flick. My annoyance level went higher as every time I tried to push my hair out of my face, it would flop into my eyes again. As my mind rose higher to the surface of reality and wakefulness, I realized that my hair was short, but not this short. I'd be danged if I couldn't blame this on one of my best friends Lark.
"I'm going to kill her." I muttered, swinging off my bed. "I'm going to maim her, torture her, then kill her." Wait a second. Something with this picture was definitely not right. Where was my shirt? I was wearing it before I went to bed! And were those…
"Oh my gosh!" I screamed. I was wearing boxers, and the two mountains that once obscured the vision of my lower body had quite noticeably disappeared. I stumbled numbly over to the mirror on my closet door and nearly fainted in horror. Staring back at me was not Cammy Larson. It was a non-existing character of someone's imagination. It was Sora.
I collapsed back onto my bed, fully planning on going back to sleep when there was a pounding at my door.
"Come on! Get up!"
"Mom!" I cried, scrambling across the floor and falling in my haste to get to the door.
"Go put some clothes on!" My mother scolded.
"Mom, don't you notice something different?" I pretty much groveled and ate dirt in my prayers to every deity out there.
"Yeah, you're not wearing clothes! Go get dressed!" Mom walked into the kitchen, leaving me to gape in disbelief. My own mother hadn't recognized me, so who would?
"Kia, Lark." I murmured, pulling on some Levi cargo jeans, a red T-shirt, and Sora's short-sleeved zipper hoodie. "They have to know me."
I was walking out of my house swinging my black messenger bag in no time. At first I was peacefully sauntering in the direction of Kia's house when suddenly I was falling and screaming obscenities in a not at all peaceful way.
"Sorry." The figure on top of me murmured. I had just started to shove whoever it was off of me when suddenly another million pound bag of guts reflattened me.
"Get off!" I gasped. "I can't breath!"
There was some scrambling and my lungs found themselves filling very rapidly with air. I looked at my flatteners and discovered Edward and Alphonse Elric clad in nothing but boxers. I coughed violently and studied a tiny rock on the sidewalk. Al looked down and screamed more girlish than any male I had ever heard.
"Calm down!" Ed cried much like…Lark…
"I'm a boy! A stinky icky boy!" (1) Al continued to scream. Something in my head clicked.
"Kia? Lark?"
Lark/Ed's head jerked up. "Cams?"
"I'm not alone!" I cried happily.
"Freaking A! She's happy about this!" Kia cried.
"Not happy about this." I grinned, waving my hand over my body. "Happy you guys are in this mess with me!"
"Gee, thanks." Lark muttered sarcastically.
I ignored the rude comment and started to snicker.
"What!" Lark said sounding more than a little irritated.
"You guys came out in public wearing boxers?"
"It's not my fault!" Lark said grumpily. "Freaking psycho here chased me out of my own house."
"What would you do if you woke up in your best friends room and saw Ed in nothing but boxers drooling at his reflection in the mirror?" Kia retorted.
"Probably the same thing." I said, raising an eyebrow at Lark.
"It's Ed!" She said lamely.
"You're such a fan girl." I said.
"Am not!" Lark growled.
"Are so!"
"Am not!"
"Are so!"
"Guys!" Kia yelled, getting our attention immediately.
"We need to get moving if we're going to school." I said, glancing at my watch.
"Let's not…" Kia said slowly.
"Good idea." I nodded. "I haven't used my free skip day yet."
"I'm with you man…woman…girl…freaking person!" Lark growled in irritation.
"Maybe we should call each other by the names everyone else knows us as." Kia suggested.
I nodded.
"Can we go?" Lark demanded in irritation. "It's cold out here!"
"I'll meet you guys on that corner." I said, pointing. "Hurry, okay?"
My two friends nodded and left. Sighing I walked the remaining distance to the corner and pulled out a book. Knowing Kia, this could quite possibly take a while.
No offense to all you males…
Ryu: That's it for chapter one.
Hanyou: I'm not a fan girl!
Luna: Sure Han…sure…
Ryu: Please review!