The Note III
"Sara, what the hell is this?"
"It looks like a note, Catherine."
"I know it's a note, but what the hell is it for?"
"Did you read it?"
"Yes, I'm just wondering…"
"About?"
"You."
"What is to wonder about me?"
"Your note is asking me out for dinner."
"So?"
"You could've asked me personally, Sara."
"I was planning to avoid a start of another argument like this."
"And yet here we are having another argument like this."
"Hence, the note."
"Alright already."
"So?"
"So, what?"
"Catherine, are you saying 'so what' or 'so' comma and a 'what'?
"So comma and a what."
"Well, what?"
"What?"
"Your response to my note."
"Now, Sara?"
"Why, you want to respond in a note?"
"Hell, you're in front of me now. It would be pointless."
"So writing you a note is pointless…"
"No. I didn't say that, Sara. You're in front of me, why the hell would I write a note and hand it to you?"
"So are you?"
"Dinner with you?"
"Yes."
"Sure. I'm just wondering."
"About?"
"Why write when you could've asked me ?"
"We've covered that."
"Avoiding conversations like this?"
"Yes, we always end up arguing."
"Well, sometimes you can be stubborn."
"And you're not?"
"Okay, I can be."
"What do you mean 'can be'? You are stubborn."
"You got a problem with that?"
"Catherine, why do we do this?"
"Because we're both stubborn."
"It's more than that to me."
"What else is there?"
"Because you look so hot when you're angry. It turns me on."
"And the make up sex, hotter."
"True. I do love our arguments."
"Foreplay."
"Yes, so dinner at seven? I'll pick you up."
"Make it seven thirty."
"What's wrong with seven?"
"I need time to change and all."
"Start earlier. I'll pick you up at seven."
"I said seven thirty, Sara."
"We're doing it again."
"Arguing?"
"Yes, but I'll be there at seven. There's a thirty minute window for us to do anything..."
"Ahhh...Sara, if you come early. We'll never make it out the door again."
"I'm hoping for that. We'll order pizza then."
"Chinese."
"We did Chinese last week. Now it's Italian."
'I'm tired of this."
"Fine, I'll see you at seven. Don't bother to dress up, I'll be taking it off anyway."
"Fine. At least we agreed something."
"Good. We'll argue again later."
"For us to to have make up sex?"
"Definitely for the make up sex. See you at seven."
"Seven thirty."
i could go on, but it'll be pointless to keep on arguing with sara and catherine. we'll never win with those two.
reviews much welcomed... now, i really gotta study for my test before i get in trouble.
