For your victory against the Giants and Gaia we have decided to reward you with anything you want. The sentence resounded in Percy's head. The gods would give them anything they wanted. Anything. The Olympian Council had given them 1 day to decide on what they wanted. Percy stilll hadn't decided. He was in the throne room of the gods but he didn't know what to do.

"Would all the children of Ares and Mars please step forwards" The Fates bellowed catching everyone's attention.

"How many of you would like an electric spear?"

They all put their hands up.

Except for Frank. Frank had never liked spears he had always preferred bows but what he asked for wasn't that surprising.

The Fates granted all the other children their spears and then shouted

"Frank Zhang what is it you would want to receive?"

"I wish fo something very small from Lord Pluto." He then faced Pluto "May I have your childs hand in marriage"

"That isn't a small request you cheeky bastard..." replied Hades

"Please Lord Pluto I will do anything for this." Frank said as desperate as a nan could be.

"But I give you my blessing for my daughters hand in marriage."

"Yes, thankyou so much Lord Pluto.".

And on that note Frank whipped out a small silver box and said

"Nico will you marry me?"

"Why Frank do you have to do this to me were together why cheat on me like this"

But totally ignored Nico let out his true feelings and said "What no you war-addicted piece of crap"

And Frank was lonely, so then had sex with Hera 'cause this is Percy Jackson.

"So next along the list is Aphrodite and Venus children if any of you try to charm speak the gods then you will be shot" the Moirai drawled out in a low tone. "Who would like to have illegal sex with the gods?"

They all put their hands up, including Piper.

"What, Piper, why?" Jason asked slowly breaking in to tears.

"Because your dick isn't even half an inch long now get lost, I hope you dont get that gene from your father." Not even looking at him any more send the bedroom eyes towards Zeus.

"Next on the list, Athena's kids."

Her children stepped forward.

"Who would like to be able to absorb all answers and information."

"No, what we all would like to know is that is their more pantheons of gods."

"We can not answer that question fo.."

"You don't know do you"

"No, but Annabeth chase woyld you so kindly stop interrupting us then maybe you might recieve a reward."

So this was written on my phone so a little crappy bit late might get out a christmas oneshot in time though.

C'yah

s'N'a signing off.