Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, Hello Kitty, Apples to Apples, Olympics, Miley Cyrus, Danielle Steele, Chapstick, or Mario.


Arthur Weasley…

is secretly in love with Hello Kitty.

is starting an army of gnomes.

is playing Apples to Apples.

was in the Olympics in Synchronized Diving.

is craving roasted peanuts.

likes extra dirty martinis.

wants those sunglasses you're wearing.


Molly Weasley…

is a kleptomaniac.

went a little too crazy at last years Ministry of Magic Christmas Party.

likes that Muggle boy down at the market.

has a life long ambition to move to Saskatchewan, Canada.

is wearing a Team Miley t-shirt.

likes her coffee like she likes her men, frozen.

is going to steal your pen.


Bill Weasley…

likes his new man candle.

reads Danielle Steele novels.

is ashamed he married a French woman.

uses Chap Stick as deodorant.

has a new catch phrase: Jack Ass.

wants to be a werewolf.

yearns to be apart of a strip poker game.


Fleur Delacour…

likes scratch and sniff stickers.

is a Grammar Nazi.

would like to remind Bill that "Jack Ass" is a catch word.

wants to be a goblin for Halloween.

is jealous of Dumbledore's hat.

invented bacon flavoured lip gloss.

wished Mario would find Peach already.


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