Disclaimer: I don't own any part of Naruto, but I'm surely going to kidnap Shikamaru :B


Troublesome Shogi - one-shot

Jackey

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- Shikamaru…

This could be a problem when Temari whispers my name like that, 'cause theoretically she can't even talk in a lower frequentation than 20000 Hz.

I looked at her and blinked my eyes, a little bit sleepy. She was staring at me smiling in a silly way and squinting.

Actually it was quite a biscuit face.

-Shikamaru… Do I attract you?

I turned my eyes away from the game board and stare at her. You know, I hate playing shogi with Temari; the fact of wining all the games piss her off, so she stars screaming bullshits to me until she gets revenge, but then she loses once more and, consequentially, start screaming again. Until today.

Damn, women are so troublesome. What the hell should I say? She surely will over react if I say she does not… But if I say she does, it certainly gives a wrong impression from me.

Damn, thinking about this is so troublesome.

-If I say you don't, you'll beat me. If I say you do, you'll probably beat me twice, soo…

- That's a yes. – she said, removing any 'silly girl' evidences off her face and making her crooked smile turned up.

- And that wasn't a question.

She blinked her eye.

- Did I ever say I love the way you do that? – I asked her.

- Not really.

- I love the way you do that.

She started laughing out loud and then she moved a piece of the game and got excited.

-Xeque!

Impossible.

Actually, her pawns really got me almost rapped. Damn, how could it happen? Did I got that much distract?

I watched over my game quite minutely… For sure there are pieces in certain places they weren't there before. Nice try, blonde.

-I don't think so Temari… - I said when I found a nice way out of her cheater trap. – Xequemate my friend. Although, nice try.

- SCREW YOU SON OF A BITCH! HOW COULD YOU GET OUT OF THIS? IT WAS SUCH A PERFECT PLAN! DAMN IT! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THING YOU ARE TO...

Listen to this is all the time is so troublesome…


guys, this isn't big stuff, I know I know. I just imagine this scene so well in my head, I had to put it down in words ahah.

Hope you liked it anyways, reviews dude? :)