A young Sasuke jumped out of his house grinning towards a blonde boy.

"Naruto-chan!" he exclaimed, hugging Naruto.

Naruto laughed. "Sasuke-chan!" he said in response, smiling.

Bolting up, Sasuke sat with wide eyes.

"Sometimes I wonder why these are my nightmares." He took a deep breath, lying back down. "I used to be such a happy kid... Where'd that kid go?"

And, just like every day, his greeting was ten-fold from his set of maids. A pretty white-eyed girl who'd just grown her shining dark blue hair chest length with more curves than a bowl of spaghetti, an in-shape blonde with light blue eyes and thick eyelashes to go with her proportional physique, a cute rose-haired girl with green eyes that stood out, a Chinese-originating woman with her brown hair in buns and a girl-next-door figure and a blondie with teal eyes and a slim body. On the end was a flaming red haired girl with a similar figure to the rose-head but wider hips.

"Good morning, master!"

All their voices in unison. High to low: Hinata, Ino, Karin, Sakura, Tenten, Temari. He had heard their screechy voices every morning. He had seen their boring uniforms every morning; high stockings, short skirts that showed their suspenders, high heels, aprons, a cleavage baring top which covered not their arms and a frilly white collar. He sighed.

He walked up to the blue haired girl, grabbing the bang of hair that framed her face. "You, keeping this the same length as it was before?"

"Yes, master," she answered. "I thought it looked nice."

"It's good. Just make sure to manage it well." He pointed to the redhead. "Something she's incapable of."

"Yes, master." She smiled, holding her hands together.

Karin went red with embarrassment. It's a style! A style!

"Could you make breakfast?" he asked, moving down to the blonde with blue eyes. Ino.

"Of course, Sasu-yes master," chuckled the girl, her tongue out at Sakura who went red faced at this.

"Why does Ino get to cook?!" yelled the pink-haired girl. "That's not fair, master!"

"Ino gets to cook because, you, your cooking tastes like horse shit," answered Sasuke, crossing his arms. "There's a reason you're here and it's not chores! You're the best medic I have!"

Sakura blushed, smiling, directing it to Karin. Sasuke...

"Master," Hinata said, blushing and fiddling with her fingers. "When will Mr Uzumaki visit? You guys were childhood friends so-"

"No more about him!" shouted Sasuke, his hand crashing to the wall and causing a loud noise. "If you want to see him, do it on your own time!"

After sorting out the rest of his servants, he sat on his bed upstairs. Really, how annoying can one bunch be? Those three are competing for my love, Tenten and Temari can't stand each other, that Hinata has an unusual fixation with him... Sasuke's hand came to his head. Him...

Naruto took Sasuke's hand after the fight. "Yo, Sasuke," he said, lifting the raven haired boy to his feet. "You look pretty beat up."

"Why did you attack those men?" Sasuke questioned, wiping his shirt down.

"Because I would never let my friends get hurt!"

Sasuke stood up, sighing. He ruined the life I had and the person I was and made me who I am today. He walked towards his bedroom door. Him.

Taking a deep breath, he decided not to think about it. It was pointless and would get him nowhere. Naruto was in his past, and would hopefully stay there.