Disclaimer: I do not own Germania or Hetalia….. :'{
Also I cannot be blamed for the translations if they're wrong… (google translate lol)
Anyway….please enjoy this….'insight' into Germania's life! And what better way than through a diary! *slapped* Sorry, journal! Men don't write diaries, apparently…. :P
Diary of Germania
Zum Tagebuch,
Rome came round to mein house today – he's made a habit of doing that lately. This time he was rambling about his love of Italian wine und pasta, but I couldn't understand most of his incoherent mumblings anyway. I hate it when I've just finished cleaning mein house, then that Italian dummkopf comes skipping in and dumps his coat and shoes untidily in front of the door, acting like he practically lives here – not to mention that's a safety hazard….
My house is slowly being claimed by Rome und his strange Italian nonsense. My cupboards are now home to a variety of pasta, in all different shapes and sizes – some of which I did not know even existed! My cellar is now a room full of wine-racks, with every space occupied by some dust-covered Italian Vino. Mein bedroom – I won't even say what he's changed in there – und I even caught him attempting to hang the Italian flag on mein door. It's irritating! He doesn't seem to understand that this is – und always will be – a German house! It shames me to say that I haven't rid mein house of all these strange items; as soon as I return one room to its original state, Rome has somehow found a way to decorate the next room in red, white und green. What's worse is that Rome gets upset when I undo all of his 'hard work'…..n-not that I care about him or anything! I mean I…well…I just…..I don't like to see him upset, that's all…..
Rome und I have known each other for centuries, und we both hope that our friendship will be passed down through our grandchildren….although at the moment there's only that little dummkopf Prussia, so that's not too hopeful…He may be annoying, irritating, even infuriating sometimes….in fact more often than not I end up yelling at him or kicking him out of mein house! However…..he's….not a complete dummkopf….when it comes down to it, he is a caring friend who brings happiness to all who are near him…..obviously not me, as I don't get affected by his strong Italian accent….or his carefree attitude….or his habit of being 'intimate' with every country…..Nein, I do not get affected by him at all!
He's just a dummkopf, und I'm stuck with him until…..well, until we no longer exist.
…..
I just heard a crash in mein kitchen, meaning only one thing: Rome can't find the pasta…..
Well then….
Bis zum nächsten Mal,
Folkert
Author's note: Whoa I just realised I haven't really done one of these before! ^.^ anyway…
Translations:
Zum Tagebuch – it actually means 'To Diary', but I thought it sounded better than 'Liebe Tagebuch'…..*blame google translate*
Dummkopf – idiot/stupid-head
Vino – Wine
Bis zum nächsten Mal – Until (the) next time
And Folkert is his human name! Hell yeah sexy German names! Yes I'm normally like this…..and it's probably best left unquestioned…I have no life…lol oh well!
I hope you enjoyed this….I wrote it because I needed something to read as I'm auditioning for the voice of Germania in a thing I can't remember the name of, and I thought I would share it with all you guys at the same time, 'cause I'm just that nice! *LIES* The truth is I haven't written or updated anything for centuries (GOMEN GOMEN) and it's basically another excuse for my laziness and lack of inspiration!
So yeah! If anyone bothered to read this far, I hope you enjoyed this (I've already said that…oh well) and please review and tell me whatcha think! :P (that awkward moment when the author's note is longer than the fanfic!)
Bis zum nächsten Mal,
~Harib0fizz~