[Twilight Sparkle has gotten a sneeze bomb.]
Twilight: A sneeze bomb. Just what I've always wanted.
[The sneeze bomb sniffles, then Pinkie Pie's voice is heard.]
Pinkie Pie: Never fear! Pinkie Pie is here!
[Pinkie is sitting on top of a hill. She tries to jump down, but tumbles to the ground and we hear a crash as she screams. Applejack arrives just as Pinkie Pie gets up and lifts up her stomach, revealing a belt with switches and buttons on it. She presses a button, causing a sneeze-bomb-catcher, which is actually a bell, to come out and trap Twilight under itself.]
Twilight: Hey! What are you trying to do?!
[The sneeze bomb explodes under the sneeze-bomb-catcher, which suddenly shakes. Due to the effects of the bomb, Twilight begins to inhale to sneeze.]
Twilight: Ah, ah...
[Applejack realizes what is about to happen and runs away from the scene, while Pinkie Pie, completely clueless, stays where he/she/it is. The sneeze-bomb-catcher suddenly gets smaller, and when Pinkie Pie tries to inspect it...]
Twilight: Ah... CHOO!
[The screen shakes as Twilight releases a huge sneeze, which blows the sneeze-bomb-catcher away, revealing a crater - which Twilight is inside of - where it was, and knocks Pinkie Pie off-camera. Then the crater shakes as Twilight sneezes three more times.]
Twilight: AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO! AH... CHOO!
[Pinkie Pie and Applejack cautiously return to the scene to investigate the crater, but right when they get close enough...]
Twilight: AH-CHOO!
[Twilight sneezes again, causing Pinkie and Applejack to cringe. Applejack decides to help Twilight out of the crater.]
Applejack: I'll help you, Twi.
[Twilight nearly gets pulled out, but sneezes again.]
Twilight: AH-CHOO!
[Pinkie Pie plugs her ears to keep from hearing the sneeze. Then Twilight looks at her in irritation.]
Pinkie Pie: [trying to be innocent] I guess my sneeze-bomb-catcher went a... little off-course.
Twilight: [sneezes again] AH-CHOO! A little off-course?! Are you a... [sneezes again] AH-CHOO! ...schmo or what?