(A/N): So, my first story. Heh. I'm nervous and I don't know why… okay, I do know why. Well how about we get on with the story, hm? :D

The first day of school.

The day I, and probably everyone, dreads. I looked up at the clock. Just a few more minutes till I can leave this hell.

"Zoe, can you solve this?" The voice snapped me out of my dreading. Дерьмо.I just looked at her. The teacher glared at me, the walked over to my desk. "Pay. Attention." I heard a few snickers. Thanks a lot, сука. Damn, I really need to stop cursing in Russian. It's addicting though!

As I heard the bell ring, I got up and raced for the door. I ran down the hall to my locker and grabbed my stuff, then ran to my bus. At least I was the first to get off.

When I got off the bus, I ran to my door. It took a while to unlock though because I kept dropping the keys due to trying to get in as fast as possible. When I finally did open the door, my goat was trashing everything.

Why did I keep that thing inside? Oh well.

"Marcie! STOP! I have clean up after you, ya know?" she looked up at me, then fell over asleep. Or at least trying to go to sleep. "You evil goat." I pushed her over into a corner, and began to clean. An hour or so later, I ran up my stairs, fed my Corn snake, took off my shoes, then plopped on my bed. "At least this day is over with." I thought out loud. "Roxy! ROXY!" Seconds later, I heard big paws running up my stairs, then she ran in and jumped on me and licked my face. Roxy was a BIIGGGG Black Labrador, but she was still sweet. She curled up next to me and we both drift off to sleep.

First came a loud BOOM! My head popped off my pillow, and still half asleep, I looked around, and then I saw it. A black hole? I don't even know! Well at least I think I know what woke me up now. "What happened?!" my brother came running in, but just stared in shock at what he was , one by one, they stepped out of the "portal".

"ебать?!"

And that's all for this chapter! If you would like me to continue, please review! And go easy on me because this is my first story. This was a kinda short chapter, I think? I dunno. :P