SONIC COLLEGE
CHAPTER 1
College Drama
Sonic woke up and looked at the clock so he could see the time. "7:01" said the clock. Sonic screamed and cried to god.
"I'm going to be late for college! I have to get there now or I'm going to be late!" said Sonic. Sonic put on his clothes with Sonic Speed and ran out of his room because he is fast and good at getting ready, like a rabbit giving birth because they can have like 40 babes per time so they have to be ready.
"I don't have time to eat!" said Sonic on his way out to the bus. "You'll regret this because you remember what happened last time" said Sonic's Mom to Sonic. But Sonic didn't care because although he is fast, Sonic has poor memory, because that is for elephants not hedgehogs.
"Hey! Tails and Espio wait for me!" said Sonic to Tails and Espio (who was actually Knuckles), who were waiting for the school bus.
"Wow, Sonic is late again, huh Knuckles?" said Tails to Knuckles (who is no longer a baby but still looks like Espio), who were both waiting at the bus stop.
"What do you mean 'again" said Knuckles to Tails, still waiting to a board the bus.
Tails was the only friend who remembered all there adventures in High School because he is the smartest and takes memory games like Lumosity, but Sonic is also smart too but not as much as Tails. (You can tell sonic isn't as smart because he thought Knuckles was Espio).
"I got here with time to spear!" yelled Sonic, who puffed and huffed like the Big Bad Wolf doing his first sex.
"Not only was I bad in Sonic High School, but also now in College!" said Knuckles who laughed because he was using a Marrowana on the bus, which is minor crime of the law and of morality. The bus drove and when it got at the school they all went off the bus and in the school.
All of Sonic's friends went to the same college, even though most of them weren't as smart as Sonic or especially Tails, who was really smart and won the science competition 3 years in-a-road (becuase he didn't go his first year as he helped sonic instead). At the school was Espio, Rouge, Knuckles, Knuckles Jr., Shadow, Cream, the deaf mongolian Lunch Lady, Silver, Tails, Rouge, Knuckles, Espio, and of course Sonic. Charmy Bee and Vector weren't there at the college because they died like a couple of fags at Sonic High School.
"We're at school now" said Tails. "Better get to class!" said Tails. Tails was right, as always. Sonic was also at school now, so he ran and he was the first one to class because he is the fastest. "All right! I'm at my favorite class, Running class,!" Said Sonic, exited because he is the best at running and always wins the Race, which was why it was his favorite class.
"Today we will not be running" said Mr. Lampster, who was cool because he taught Running Class, even though today they aren't running. Sonic was mad and sad, but wondered what they would instead be doing because they were definitely not running. Would they collect rings? Look for Chaos Emeralds? So many possumbilities.
"I hope we instead learn how to hide a body" said Shadow darkly, as he was a crime comitter. This is why everyone knew he was really bad. Shadow was in Sonic's first class.
"I hope we learn how to get our first sex!" said Knuckles Jr., who even though was not a baby anymore and is cool he still hadn't gotten his first-time sex. Knuckles Jr. was also in Sonics Class too.
"No It is Journal Day" said Mr. Lampster. Even though Sonic had bad memory talent (nonlike Tails) he knew this was bad news like last 'Journal Day'.
Everyone turned in their Journal, but Sonic was first because he is fast. There were a lot of journals because college classrooms are big like football stadiums that are for learning. The Lampster reached for a blue Journal and Sonic knew it was his, because it was the same one he wrote in from Sonic High School (named in his honer).
Mr. Lampster flipped to a random page and it was the worst one because in it he wrote about his truths of Amy. "Dear Journal, I called Espio today because he is a sex expert and I have a sex problem. Amy's vagina used to be hard when we get a nerection, but now it is loose like a ziplock bag that doesn't close. Espio says it is because my penis is too large and has been ripping a hole in her, almost like stabbing someone except with your penis. How do I (Sonic) tell the news to Amy that she needs a re-vagina construction surjery? Honestly It is like being the True BoyFriend of an old, smelly, side-ways lasagna. Also my balls are starting to itch again. I hope the Chinese doctor man calls. Love, Sonic"
"No stop reading!" shouted Sonic, but it was too late because it had all been read. All of it. Everyone in the class, which was large becasue it was College (nonlike high school), started laughing. The terrible memories of Sonic High School all came back to sonic, like a dog going back to its abusive owner. "What will I do?" said Sonic in his mind. "No, don't tell anyone!" yelled Sonic, who was embarrassed and mad but more embarrassed. No one listened because they were all laughing so hard.
Sonic ran into the hall and to his locker and screamed. "I hate everything!" said Sonic, who was just after that got a call from Sonic's Mom.
"What's wrong Sonic?" said Sonic's Mom to Sonic. "Nothing" said Sonic" said Sonic. After that Sonic hung up. Espio went up to Sonic and said "Why did you say that I am an sex expert? Now all the girls will stock me!" shouted Espio, who had already heard the news to Sonic's surprise.
Sonic was speechless. Just then after Espio came Amy who was also mad even though she was Sonic's GirlFriend, Amy. "Why did you tell everyone about my sex spot problems! Now everyone will think I'm a gay!" said Amy to Sonic. This made Sonic think about Charmy Bee, an actual gay, who died in Sonic High School. But no one cared because they all knew Charmy was a retard fag so Sonic went back to his conversation.
"I didn't mean to have people hear that, it was in my journal" said Sonic to Amy, pleading like an seagull trying to steal your ice cream. Sonic had made everyone mad and embarrassed at him, and the first day of Collge wasn't going as he hoped.
Sonic did a dance move to impress Amy, who was not impressed. They both went to the next class because it was the time to go to everyone's 2nd class. Amy and Sonic were both in the same class, that was for history of World War I (because there wasn't a world war II thanks to Sonic and Tails).
"Hey Amy, let's kiss" said Sonic to Amy. "Ok cool" said Amy respondingly, but she was still mad.
They kissed but it was a mad kiss and they tongue-fought during their kiss. Sonic wanted to have Angry Sex, but the teacher would soon be there and he would get jealous and then go home and drink gasoline, but not too much because that would be dangerous and the presentation said so.
Amy sat next to Rouge, who was thin because she no longer had babies and baby-feeding boobs. She still had the largest boobs though. Amy had big boobs also, but not as big as Rouge's.
Amy and Rouge looked back and laughed at Sonic, and Sonic thought they were talking about the sky-scraper in his pants, but they weren't. They were talking about his journal.
"Hey Rouge, I know my penis is the largest in the school, but don't get jealous no matter what Amy told you" said Sonic, thinking this would make Amy happy for him being a True BoyFriend that didn't cheat.
"Actually, Amy was telling me that you thought her sex spot was like lasageeña and that you have a balls' problem again" said Rouge to Sonic.
"Damn son" said Sonic. Wow was Sonic surprised. He didn't know what to do. College Drama is so insane to be apart of.