Ever hear of '1000 Way to get Kicked Out of Walmart'? Well, this is the Black Order HQ version!

All are either original or based off the walmart versions.

I do not own D. Gray Man or any of its characters, and I also do not own Walmart. If I did, well, hooray, I get to be a billionaire. But nope. It's a lie. I'm not billionaire, I don't even have a 1 dollar bill. /sob/

1. Sit on Komui's desk and stare at the ceiling.

Krory almost cried when Lavi wouldn't tell him what he saw up there.

2. Hide in a closet. When someone walks past, open the closet door just a tiny bit and say, "Psst, selling food stamps. You interested?"

Allen was all in for this, and was very disappointed when it turned out that there wasn't actually any food stamps.

3. Run up behind someone who just walked out of the bathroom and hug them really tightly and tell them how much you missed them.

Even though Allen told Krory that Kanda would appreciate it, that didn't seem to be the case when Krory ended up in the infirmary unit with a concussion. After that, Krory didn't really trust Allen so much anymore.

4. Find some light sabers and have an epic star wars fight.

Lavi and Allen were having the time of their lives up until Kanda walked by and chopped their light sabers in half. But luckily for them, it's the imagination that counts and they continued to play with two half-sabers. Kanda threatened to chop off their hands shortly after, and that finally put an end to it.

5. Set up a tent in the hallway and light a fire and roast marshmallows.

Komui unleashed Sir Komlin lll when he found out that Lenalee was camping with Allen. Lenalee destroyed the unfortunate robot, although Allen was upset because the marshmallows got smushed up.

6. Pretend to pass out in the middle of a conversation.

Krory didn't know what to do when Lenalee collapsed in front of him. Lenalee gave up her act when Krory tried to give her mouth-to-mouth.

7. Start a food fight.

Allen nearly cried when he saw how much food ended up wasted.

8. Follow someone into the bathroom and go into the stall next to them. Pretend that you are having some 'issues'.

Allen was officially disturbed when he heard Lavi groaning and yelling, "This isn't good, is it supposed to be that shade of orange!? Agh, it burns! Someone help me!" Allen quickly escaped the restroom, and hasn't looked at Lavi the same way since.

9. Dress up like someone from Kiss and blast their music in your room. When someone comes in to see what's up, stick out your tongue and hiss.

When Kanda opened Allen's door, he was not expecting what he saw and unleashed Netherworld Insects on, surprisingly, Lavi. Poor Allen was tied up in the back. Apparently, Lavi had mugged him, Allen claimed.

10. Run down the hallways naked.

Lavi thought someone said, "It's bath time!" and in his excitement, ripped off all his clothes and ran down to the shower room laughing and yelling, "WHHEEEEE!" Allen decided that it would be good blackmail at some point, Komui covered Lenalee's eyes, and Krory tried to join Lavi but Kanda threatened him so he decided that running to the shower room naked with Lavi would be bad for his health.

I'll be posting these in 10's. I'll try to get a new one out every day, but don't count on it!

~Aereo