Wow! Thank you everyone who reviewed in my last "The User's Guide and Manual" series. And yes! It will be a series now. After this one, I'll do Cisco Ramon next then probably Caitlin and IRIS and maybe Eddie. I'll happily take anymore suggestions and then I'll continue on to S2: Patty, Jay, Hunter (Zoom), Harry, and Jesse.
I honestly had fun writting this tho the BARRY ALLEN unit was even more fun haha.
Hope all you guys enjoy!
The User's Guide and Manual for:
The IMPOSTER! HARRISON WELLS Unit
Manufacturer: S1 Central City Inc.
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of the life sized IMPOSTER! HARRISON WELLS unit. Please follow all specifications listed below to maximize your enjoyment of the IMPOSTER! HARRISON WELLS unit. Note: Season 1 and season 2 units are sold separately.
Technical Specifications:
Name: Harrison Wells/Eobard Thawne
Alias: Dr. Harrison Wells, Dr. Wells, the Reverse Flash
Age: 52
Height: 6"0'
Weight: Unknown
Resident of: Central City
Accessories:
1 A.I. Gideon
1 set of the Reverse Flash suit
1 Reverse Flash ring
1 wheelchair
1 suit and tie
1 STAR labs building
Programming:
Your IMPOSTER! HARRISON WELLS unit will arrive with three general functions.
Villain: Do you have a coworker that keeps spilling coffee all over your work? Your IMPOSTER! HARRISON WELLS unit can vibrate its hand through anyone's heart, killing them effectively and painfully. Note: The IMPOSTER! HARRISON WELLS unit may refuse if this does not help it get home.
Master planner: Do you owe money to someone with a dangerous reputation? Your IMPOSTER! HARRISON WELLS unit will come up with a brilliant foolproof plan to help you along. Note: S1 Central City Inc. is not responsible if the plan does not work.
Scientist: Do you still not understand the AP Physics homework that's due tomorrow? Your IMPOSTER! HARRISON WELLS unit can do it all for you in a flash. Note: The IMPOSTER! HARRISON WELLS unit may refuse to do so because you have been dead to him for centuries.
Besides these three general functions, your IMPOSTER! HARRISON WELLS unit is designed to be manipulative, analytical and a genius.
Cleaning:
Your IMPOSTER! HARRISON WELLS unit will clean itself. Do not under any circumstances try to help it. Note: S1 Central City Inc. is not responsible for any injuries, self-harms, and/or deaths that may result from the ownership of this unit.
Frequently Asked Questions:
Q- My unit made my entire backyard explode and now my mom has grounded me for a year. How do I convince her not to?
A- We are deeply sorry your mother has grounded you but nothing can be done about this. Putting your IMPOSTER! HARRISON WELLS unit may help your situation. Note: S1 Central City Inc. is not responsible for the deaths of any strangers, friends and/or family members.
Q- My unit wants to kill my BARRY ALLEN unit! When I try to get my IMPOSTER! HARRISON WELLS unit to stop, it threatens me.
A- Do not under any circumstances threaten your IMPOSTER! HARRISON WELLS unit. Note: S1 Central City Inc. is not responsible for any injuries, self-harms and/or death that may result from the ownership of this unit.
Q- My unit killed my CISCO RAMON unit and when I try to talk to it, it threatens me.
A- Do not try to talk to your IMPOSTER! HARRISON WELLS unit again. Note: We suggest you look into buying another CISCO RAMON unit. Be sure to click on the Season 1 units.
Q- My unit always goes into this creepy Braille room but I'm scared to go in. What do I do?
A- Do not under any circumstances enter the Time Vault. Note: S1 Central City Inc. is not responsible for any injuries, self-harms and/or death that may result from the ownership of this unit.
Q- My unit keeps on fighting my BARRY ALLEN unit. How do I get them to stop?
A- You cannot but switching your IMPOSTER! HARRISON WELLS unit to the Scientist function may help. Note: S1 Central City Inc. is not responsible for any injuries, self-harms and/or death that may result from the ownership of this unit.
Q- My unit is sitting inside a bubble like thing and it wants my BARRY ALLEN unit to create a wormhole for it to go home. I don't want a wormhole!
A- Do not disturb your IMPOSTER! HARRISON WELLS unit and do not under any circumstances prevent your BARRY ALLEN unit from creating the wormhole. Note: S1 Central City Inc. is not responsible for any lost materials, items, furniture, houses or people.
Troubleshooting:
My unit wants to kill everyone I love even though I begged it not to. Help me I'm so scared!
Have you accidentally stranded it in the 21st century, found out its true intentions, killed the BARRY ALLEN unit, and/or prevented it from returning to the 25th century? Please be more specific.
My unit isn't paralyzed!
If you have ordered the Season 1 IMPOSTER! HARRISON WELLS unit, it is designed to not be paralyzed.
My unit is constantly obsessed with getting its daughter back from someone named Zoom. I don't remember it having a daughter?
You have accidentally ordered the HARRISON WELLS unit in the Season 2 list of units. Please return it immediately if you do not wish to keep it.
My unit is speaking in a creepy voice and is demanding more speed or else it'll kill everyone I love. I don't know what to do and this is creeping me out!
You have accidentally ordered the HUNTER ZOLOMON unit. Please return it immediately if you do not wish to keep it.
And done!
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