"I'm going to make this the biggest mistake you ever made 'Con." The human female named Rikki hissed and Barricade chuckle darkly. He was made to withstand anything. Even her kicks, spike in the bottom of her gothic boots that had torn the leather interior of his alternate mode, hasn't gotten to him. Sure he was pissed but nothing she could do would make him-
"What are you suggesting?" Another girl asked. She and one more made up the trio of kidnapped females in his back seat.
"From the top," Rikki cleared her throat, "one hundred bottles of beer on the wall! One hundred bottles of beer! Take one down pass it around-
"No no no," the second girl complained, "you're doing it wrong! It's-" she took a deep breath and belted it, "FIVE THOUSAND BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL! FIVE THOUSAND BOTTLE OF BEER! TAKE ONE DOWN, PASS IT AROUND-"
To the utter horror of Barricade not only had the amount of bottles multiplied by five hundred, the two others began belting it just as loud and just as horribly out of tune as she had, "FOUR THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED NINTY-NINE BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL! FOUR THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED NINTY-NINE BOTTLE OF BEER! TAKE ONE DOWN, PASS IT AROUND FOUR THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED NINTY-EIGHT BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL!" Florida was on the opposite coast, he could only hope they tired out soon.
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Barricade was going crazy! "ONE BOTTLE OF BEER ON THE WALL! ONE BOTTLE OF BEER! TAKE IT DOWN, PASS IT AROUND, THERE ARE NO MORE BOTTLES OF BEER!" They finally finished as they hit the New Mexican-Arizonan state border. He sighed and they felt him slouch.
"That was fun!" Rikki said and her smile was me icing as she made eye contact with the rear view mirror, "either of you know the Llama song?"
"You mean the ten hour continuos song?"
Barricade swerved. No. Primus no! "HERE'S A LLAMA, THERE'S A LLAMA, AND ANOHER LITTLE LLAMA, FUZZY LAMMA, FUNNY LAMMA, LLAMA LLAMA DUCK!" They began belting again.
Texas came and went. Louisiana came and went. As they got closer to Georgia Rikki stopped them. "Bread Fish song " she asked and just as the three girl took in one breath barricade could take no more. He slammed on his breaks while simultaneously swerving and opening the back door. The three of them flew out and Barricade slammed on the gas abandoning them there. No more! The hours had been too long and too many! He just left them there as dusk was coming quickly. He hoped some alligator ate them!
"Finally!" The third girl whined, "I thought we'd have to go to bad touch sooner or later. "
Rikki and the first girl just looked at her, " you know we shoulda went to that two states back, in Texas, talk about 'mating' makes them all nervous."
"How we getting back?"
"I have a LOT of frequent flyer miles. I'm sure we could stay at a hotel a night or two, catch up on all of he sleep we forsook to sing the entire time, and hop on free flights back."