A Certain Redhead...- by JumpinPopTarts
Ownership: if I owned this I wouldn't be sitting here tapping away on my cruddy old pc, would I? lol nahh kudos to Trey P and Matt S for the ideas…
Author's note: This is a gift. Hope that person likes it :D
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He's just so fucking beautiful.
Its like a switch flicks, or something, every time he walks into the room, plunging the rest of the world into darkness and bathing him in this great, dazzling halo. A cascade of copper curls, skin like sculpted alabaster and eyes…don't even get me started. They're like an angel's, a bright, piercing green, shot with a thousand glimmering hues, like two faultless emeralds shining in the night.
Their setting fades away behind them, the dull battered grey of the school halls draining to a distant memory. My entire world strains and shifts, focussing solely on him.
My secret love.
Long, slender fingers close around the meagre schoolbooks, sliding them delicately from the beat-up metal lockers so as not to crease them. They're shit, barely worthy to grace his flawless skin, yet he holds them lovingly, like long lost friends. They're his world, his mind, his escape. The only way for him to leave the tiny little mountain town, full of all those worthless hippies, that stinking piece of poor trash and…
Fat people.
Fat person.
Me.
For at the very moment my vision, my love, turns his stunning gaze to meet mine, dark clouds swooping over immaculate brows and angel lips parting to spill obscenities down on my head.
"What the fuck're you staring at, fatass! Shift your great faggy butt out of my way so I can get to class!"
"Ay! Can't get enough of my butt can you? Piss-ass Jew-fag." I flip him off with a skill learned only from Craig himself and scowl hard enough to force the tears back behind my eyes.
Yup. You guessed it. You bunch of clueless hippies.
Eric Cartman, Hitler-worshipper, Fatass and Brat is in Love with Kyle Broflovski, the Ginger, Jewfro-d Semite Swot.
If you don't like it, you can piss off.
If only I could do the same.
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Yep. Short and sweet. Hopefully that'll mean a sequel soon!
Pleeeaaassseee read and review: I only joined this site at the weekendso am still new to this! X3