thanks to janajyo, nightpheonix, and nyrocat for reviewing! i reallt thought no one would read it, but you did! thanks and here's the next one: (wraith POV, the one on poisening the well, can't remember his name...)

why must i starve and suffer?
whatever did i do? i just wanted a little supper,
my first victim would've been you!

then you shot me with some stupid stunner,
and to my dismay i was paralyzed.
and here i thought it couldn't get any funner,
but it turns out i was TRULY despised!

so you caught me and put me in a cage,
i was the to be the victim of some test.
you simply antagonized me to a rage,
and my hunger would not rest!

then came in that fellow, sheppard, eating lunch,
obviously enjoying my starving state.
so filled with rage, at sheppard i did lunge.
that pathetic human would meet his FATE!

but, alas! it was to no prevail,
sheppard dodged my life-sucking hand! and so my valiant efforts, they did fail,
why is it that nothing ever goes as planned!

the jerks then took advantage of my starvation,
and offered me a horendous deal.
in exchange for wraith information,
i would finally get a meal!

but noooo, it just couldn't be that easy,
the so-called trade was a trick!
i tried to feed, but it made me feel queezy!
it's not fair, i didn't want to be sick!

they'de poisened me, whatever did i do?
other than, of course, their lives wanting to smudge.
but really, all THEY want is to run me through,
and besides, it's not nice to hold a grudge!

so, you like it? please review! it is what i survive on! (sorry for the silliness, but i couldn't help it!)