EpicFire: Since I seem to have writer's block, I will try a SUPER SMASH BROS. FANFIC! (It will be both Melee and Brawl, because I like young Link and Roy ) I don't own Super Smash Bros. or the Sims 3. Only copies of each.
"Link!"
The green clad hero looked up from his unappealing 3DS to see Zelda skipping happily towards him. "We got the Sims 3!" She said, plopping down on the couch next to him. "Since we're in the game room, we can put in…can't we?" She asked sweetly, holding up the box containing the game.
Link sighed and nodded, closing his 3DS. He already went through Ocarina of Time in real life, so he knew every hidden thing, and it wasn't much fun when you see yourself die over and over again just because of some stupid glitch.
Zelda hopped over to the 80 inch plasma screen TV and put the game in the Wii. She grabbed the nunchuck and a remote, then returned to her 'friend's' side.
"I'll make your Sim, and you can make mine," she said.
Link smiled and nodded.
"Here, you make mine first," Zelda said, handing him the remote. Link took it and pressed "New Sim." The person that popped up was a fat, young adult with bright shorts, a grey Mohawk, and a suit top.
"Just click 'teen'," Zelda said. When Link did so, a skinny blonde appeared with a pink top and a pair of brown shorts.
"Let's stick with this one," Zelda said, nodding approvingly.
Link looked back and forth with shock between the Sim and Zelda.
Zelda laughed at his expression. "We'll make some changes, of course, but we can use this for a base."
Link nodded with understanding.
"Now," Zelda said, a little authority creeping in her tone, "Go to where the name 'Gertrude' is, and press 'A'."
Link did so, and when he saw the keyboard, he understood that the first name goes there. He back spaced it, replacing it with 'Zelda'. He then replaced the last name 'Merribottom' (A/N: I've seen worse) with 'Harkinian.'
Or tried to, anyway.
While Link was typing it out, the last letter didn't fit. His brow creased with confusion, then determination. After watching Link press the letter "N" for at least five minutes, Zelda sighed. "Link, it doesn't need to have the full last name."
Link ignored this, backspacing and re-typing the name for another five minutes, until he just sighed in frustration. At this Zelda just said, "For Goddess' sake Link just put Harkin."
Link did so and pressed "OK."
"And now," Zelda said, "For the size."
Link clicked on the next tab and looked at everything confusingly.
"Just experiment," Zelda encouraged.
Link looked at the first setting, the little tab all the way to the left. He clicked on the right and Zelda Instantly became fat.
"Link!" Zelda said, who burst out laughing, "Am I really THAT fat?!"
Link panicked and accidentally pressed the little green box on the lower right hand corner, making the sim's skin green.
"Really Link?" Zelda asked, still laughing.
Link just sighed. This was going to take awhile…
EpicFire: Well, since I couldn't think of anything for The Cake, my Kane Chronicles/Percy Jackson fanfic, so I made this! Tell me if you want more chapters!
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