EXCERPTS FROM THE LESSER KNOWN GOD WHISPERS OF HAN QING JAO
Anyone else get annoyed with all the Han Qing Jao proverbs? Here are some of the lesser known quotes:
"A fool is the man who steals from himself"
From the god whispers of Han Qing Jao, - book 1, chapter 5, p. 32
"If Ralph Nader was in charge of Starways Congress, he would sympathize with the trees and the fleet would never have been sent."
From the god whispers of Han Qing Jao, book 1, ch. 11, p. 43
"It's opposite day. How are you, Pathetically Un-bright?"
From the god whispers of Han Qing Jao - book 1, ch. 42, p. 70
"There was an old woman. Every day she walked to the old well to get water. There was a much nearer well to her house, but she believed the water from the old well to be holy, and so each day she made the long trek. One day her son was angry with her, so he went and destroyed the old well and covered the hole over with dirt. The woman walked down the road and past the spot where once the well had stood. For years she continued to walk down that road. When anyone asked why she was carrying a pitcher she would say 'I search for the well of truth to fetch some water' The real reason was because her gray hair had long ago been blonde"
From the god whispers of Han Qing Jao - book 1, ch. 323, p. 197
"When a man is in love we often call him a fool. When a man is in love with himself we often call him Tom Cruise."
From the god whispers of Han Qing Jao - book 1, ch.98,378,404, p. 575583
"Monkey see, monkey do.
Human see, human kill.
Piggy see, piggy go talk to trees.
Hive Queen see, hive queen sit on her lazy butt as usual"
From the god whispers of Han Qing Jao - Book 1 ch. 34682364284 p.25743234247839237894
"You people are all morons!!!!"
From THE GOD SHOUTS OF HAN QING JAO - ch. 7 p. 9
(Hey, its still an awesome series! ;o)
Anyone else get annoyed with all the Han Qing Jao proverbs? Here are some of the lesser known quotes:
"A fool is the man who steals from himself"
From the god whispers of Han Qing Jao, - book 1, chapter 5, p. 32
"If Ralph Nader was in charge of Starways Congress, he would sympathize with the trees and the fleet would never have been sent."
From the god whispers of Han Qing Jao, book 1, ch. 11, p. 43
"It's opposite day. How are you, Pathetically Un-bright?"
From the god whispers of Han Qing Jao - book 1, ch. 42, p. 70
"There was an old woman. Every day she walked to the old well to get water. There was a much nearer well to her house, but she believed the water from the old well to be holy, and so each day she made the long trek. One day her son was angry with her, so he went and destroyed the old well and covered the hole over with dirt. The woman walked down the road and past the spot where once the well had stood. For years she continued to walk down that road. When anyone asked why she was carrying a pitcher she would say 'I search for the well of truth to fetch some water' The real reason was because her gray hair had long ago been blonde"
From the god whispers of Han Qing Jao - book 1, ch. 323, p. 197
"When a man is in love we often call him a fool. When a man is in love with himself we often call him Tom Cruise."
From the god whispers of Han Qing Jao - book 1, ch.98,378,404, p. 575583
"Monkey see, monkey do.
Human see, human kill.
Piggy see, piggy go talk to trees.
Hive Queen see, hive queen sit on her lazy butt as usual"
From the god whispers of Han Qing Jao - Book 1 ch. 34682364284 p.25743234247839237894
"You people are all morons!!!!"
From THE GOD SHOUTS OF HAN QING JAO - ch. 7 p. 9
(Hey, its still an awesome series! ;o)