What's up you guys! So I read a story by PosionBones and I got this ''what if'' idea and I decided to do this one shot. Hope you like it.


"Zeus! You no good..." I finally snapped. I grab the first object I see, Zeus's Master Bolt.

"Hera, calm down. "

"I will calm down right after I fry your ass!" To prove my point, I send a electric bolt right above his head. The nymph beside him screams and tries to run. I send a bolt of lightening at her feet., stopping her from escaping.

"Lady Hera, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to..."she started sobbing. Oh boo freaking whoo.

"To what, Aria? You didn't mean to sleep with my husband, the King of gods! Is that what you were going to say!" I wanted to fry both of them right now, but the rest of the gods had arrived and were surrounding me.

"Put the bolt down Hera. Violence is not the answer. You and Zeus should sit down and talk about this."

"Says the goddess of war! Athena, you don't know what it's like to be cheat on every single day. Do you?!" She opens hear mouth to say something, but instantly closes it.

"If you won't listen to Athena then listen to me, mother. Let father and the nymph go. " Hephaestus says.

"Your defending him! You of all gods decide to defend him! He's the one who order me to throw you off of Olympus because of your lameness!" That quiets him.

"Hera, listen..." Artemis tries to say,but I cut her.

"NO! I don't want to hear it ! I have let Zeus get away with all of his flings, but not this one! This was the last the straw!" I'm hysterical now so I start firing randomly. Everyone scrabbles for cover as a destroyed everything my path towards Zeus. I see Aria behind a statue of me and Zeus. "Aria, I liked you. I really did, but since you've slept with Zeus.." Where Aria use to be were now ashes. "Now Zuesy its your turn." I point the bolt and getting ready to fire, but someone interferes.

"I apologize, dear sister." Poseidon says right before he hits me in the head with the hilt of his trident. Damn, I was so close.

~Eight Hours Later~

I open my eyes to see that I'm in the infirmity with three other people.

"I go away for one day and this happen." That must be Hestia.

"He's lucky I got there on time." This was Poseidon.

" I...she..." Zeus tries to explain. At the sound of his voice, my anger returns. I try to get up, but my head is pounding.

"...ugh" They all turn around and look at me.

"Hera, are you alright." Hestia asks.

"Sorry" is all Poseidon says.

"Hera, I'm.."

"I don't want to here it, Zeus. You know what, I don't even wan to see you. So, GET OUT!" I scream at him.

"But..."

"NOW!" I summon a peacock to chase him away. I start to laugh, but end of crying.

"What's wrong Hera?" Hestia asks sitting on the bedside me and handing me a box of tissues.

"I'm just so tired of Zeus. I can't take it anymore." I say wiping my eyes. Poseidon just stands there awkwardly, until Hestia shoos him off.

"It's alright Hera. A change will come and Zeus will get what he deserves. So don't worry about. Ok?"

"Ok." Hestia stays a little longer and we talk about fighting our dad, but then she leaves.

I get tired of just laying around so I head back to my palace. I get there to find the him there. "Zeus. I already told you I do want to see your face to beat it. " He tried to speak, but I kept talking. "And no, I don't want to hear you out. I don't have time for your lame excuses. I push past and try to open my door, but he held it close. I turn around, arms crossed. "Get off my door." I say.

"Hera just let me explain. She came on to me and"

"Yeah, yeah. They came on to you or they kissed you first. I've heard that a million time, literally. Now get off my door!" Our lock and he's the first to look away. His hand slides off the door and he turns to leave. Then I realize something, that change Hestia was talking about can happen today. "Zeus." he turns around immediately His eyes widen to the size of saucers as I take off my wedding ring and place it in his hand. "Its over.I want a divorce."


If only if Hera had told no when Zeus proposed. Oh well. So did you like it or nah? Because if you did tell me, how I make this one shot into a story. R&R

Perfectly Geeky Out!