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20 ways to make Harry Potter want to vomit
Tell him Snape is his biological father.
Charm his Gryffindor Robes Slytherin Green and Silver.
Tell him Draco Malfoy has a crush on him.
Paint his Firebolt neon pink with little purple and yellow flowers all over it.
Tell him his cousin Dudley is gay and fantasizes about snogging him.
Put his wand in Snape's hair.
Tell him he has to stay living at Privet Drive until he's thirty.
Charm him so he's stuck to Malfoy for 24 hours or until they apologize to each other.
Arrange for him to have Rita Skeeter write his biography.
Buy Harry a pet dog that looks like the Grim and name it Sybill Trelawney.
Convince Hagrid to give him a Blast-Ended Skrewt for his birthday.
Make hissing noises that sound like Parteltounge in his ear while he sleeps.
Take Mrs. Blacks portrait and hang it above his bed in Gryffindor tower.
Buy him a gift card to Madam Puddifoot's Tea Shop.
Shut down Quality Quidditch Supply.
Set him up on a date with Pansy Parkinson.
Tell Harry and Ginny they are long lost sibllings while they are in the middle of a snog fest.
Bribe Snape to partner him with Crabb and/or Goyel for potions.
Tell him Malfoy is his long lost half-brother.
Charm his hair platinum blond and slicked back and then accidently call him Draco.
A/N: Okay, so there you go 20 things that will make Harry Potter Vomit. I was thinking of doing the same thing with other characters, let me know what you think of the idea.
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