Now I love me some Wemma so everything will be Wemma related.. but i do love me some student interactions :]] lol Enjoy guys! This is a one shot but let me know if you would like a second chapter.

Snix and Brit Brit sex detectives

"Hey Santana do you think miss Pillsbury is still a virgin?" Brittany stretched her hamstrings sitting on the floor next to Santana while she did the same.

"Hmm I don't know Brit why do you ask?"

"Well remember that time they made me talk to her because I had a baby bird in my locker?"

"Yeah?"

"Well I noticed.."

Emma's office:

"Brittany baby birds don't belong in lockers, they are germ ridden little creatures and they belong outside in their own home, in a nest on a nice tree"

She had smiled and pointed at the window after putting on some hand sanitizer for like the third time.

"But this is my baby, the stork brought it to me. I know it's a little ugly now but he'll grow out of its beak and then maybe he'll just look like Rachel.."

She looked at me funny, she obviously didn't get it.

"Look miss P I know how babies are made I'm not stupid. You have to have sex... but see you only get pregnant if a stork sees you do it. Then she'll bring you your baby." then I remembered. "Maybe your pregnant miss P! When you did Touch a Touch me with there were lots of birds outside his window."

She turned really red then, like more than her hair, and then she stuttered a lot.

"Oh god, you saw.. you saw that? But we didn't.. I haven't.. we haven't... what were you doing there?"

"Santana and I saw you going in his office but don't worry we left after you ripped his shirt of. Haha you look really funny, you went from bright red to white really fast, coach Sylvester would looove your face in the team. You're your very own light show."

"Babies don't come out from birds Brittany, and and I.. I uh nothing happened, ok have a good day"

Then she pushed me out of her office, and she kept my baby...

"But that doesn't mean she's still a virgin, she was going out with that sexy dentist. If she didn't tap that fine piece of ass that was an extreme waste of man. But you know, we should go check, I bet we can get her to put on that pretty light show for you Brittany"

Britney smiled and they linked pinkys.

"That would be so cool."

"So how can I help you girls?" The pretty guidance counselor sat up on her chair and smiled at the girls.

"Miss P I think I'm a sex addict." Santana came straight out making Emma's eyes pop open in surprise. "I looove sex and it makes me feel really good."

"Yeah me too" Brittany added making Emma switch her focus from one girl to the other. Eyes wide mouth open slightly in shock.

"I have had sex on a bed, in a tent, in a car.." started Santana.

"On a pool table" added Brittany.

"In the pool" continued the other.

"On a desk"

"In a classroom.." they both continued bouncing back and forth.

Emma was blushing deep crimson now and Brittany enjoyed it. "Oh my gosh, girls girls girls! Have you.. have you guys sp..spoken to your parents about this?"

"No, no miss P we came to you first. You see we both knew you would understand us the most." Santana blinked at Emma and Brittany giggled.

"I uh.. I.. I.. I don't.."

"But Touch a Touch.." Brittany interrupted.

"Oh gosh.." Emma's head dropped in her hands, hiding her face in shame. "girls I.. I don't, I didn't. I'm not ahem.." She cleared her throat as if to help her spit it out "I'm .. I am not addicted to sex." her eyes closed as the words slid from her mouth.

"See I told you." said Brittany

"Well we didn't say addicted we said virgin" Emma began staring blankly at the two of them still trying to figure out what they were talking about.

"Oh god.. the dentist was a waste of fine ass wasn't he?" Emma looked dumbfounded at Santana. "did you get some of that sweet man candy?" The guidance counselors reddened face began to pale as she began to understand the students visit.

"No." Emma said frankly, looking down at her hands.

"What about ?" asked Brittany.

"Nothing." wiping a tear of her pale cheek Emma let her students see her defeated. Is this what they wanted? to dig up her painfully awkward lack of a sexual life? "Nothing happened with ."

"Why not?" Santana asked kind of curious as to why an older woman clearly in love (and even divorced) had not enjoyed sex yet.

"I don't know" she said finally looking up at the girls. " Sex is not a game ladies. You guys should protect your heart. Every time you get out there and give yourself to someone new you are loosing a tiny bit of yourself. You guys should put yourselves first."

"We know miss P, we are not really sex addicts we just wanted to know if you were still, you know a virgin.. So are you?" Brittany asked.

"Yes Brittany she clearly is, but why? I understand where you are coming from on the giving a little piece of yourself thing but, you love Mr. Shue right?" Emma nodded lightly. "Then there's nothing to be scared of." Santana smiled sympathetically. "unless you know, your scared of fun." and the sympathy was gone. "just saying. Come on brit brit."

"Have you been masturbating?" Brittany said as she looked outside the window. Santana and Emma looked at each other. Emma shocked, Santana confused. "I heard that if you masturbate flowers grow on trees, and your tree has a lot of flowers." Emma's face got bright red again. "now white again, red, white, red, white. Wouldn't she be a great cheerio?" Santana laughed it of and grabbed Brittany by the arm and pulled her out of the chair. Emma's hands were on her face covering her mouth as she was still in shock by the question. "If you haven't I suggest you try it miss P. It'll rock your world. See ya." winked Santana trailing a hand over her pelvis and biting her lip. Emma could not have been more mortified.

The girls walked down the hallway feeling accomplished.

"Hey Brit?"

"Yea?"

"Wanna see if we can get Mr. Shue all hot and bothered for miss P?"

"Oooh that one will be easy." They linked pinkies and walked down the hallway to a certain spanish teachers office.