#1 Virgin
"Uncle Nor! Uncle Nor!"
The voice clung through the living room and it was inmpossible to not react to it. It was annoying, loud, and to top it of, a CHILDS voice.
Norway sighed and gripped tighter onto the book he was currently reading. After the butter crise in Norway he had been so busy with that and that provided almost no sleep for the poor Norwegian.
He heard the voice call out for him again and he knew it would just continue untill he answered. His eyes darted through the room to see the source of this irritating noise and quickly spotted the white and blue dressed kid. It was Swedens 'adopted' (or bought from Ebay) kid, Sealand.
"What is it, Sealand?" He asked in his emontionless voice and put the book down in his lap. Seconds later, the obnoxious kid jumped into his lap and grinned widely at the now startled Norwegian, "Uncle Nor, I have this question! Uncle Den told me about sex because he said I was a growing boy and needed to know!" he almost yelled into Norways ears and he sighed, knowing Sweden would be extremly pissed with him if he hurt the kid. 'I'll just send some trolls to scare him at night' Norway thought and looked at the kid. His expression was blank, almost looking like he didnt udnerstand, "...Ja? And what has that got to do with me?"
"Uncle Den told me he took your virginity! Is that true?" he asked, his grin growing wider (if possible). Sealand was no little kid anymore though, he was almost 15 years old.
Norway furrowed his eyebrows and his ice cold stare replaced the blank expression, "...Ja. But why do you ask?" He asked and Sealand started laughing, "Uncle Nor got taken by Uncle Den! Hah!" he yelled and ran out of the room. Norway just facepalmed as he started thinking of that day...
He sighed as he remembered it was during the viking era...He was young and it was so long ago...But since then, he had had feelngs towards the idiotic Dane. "...Why is it always me?" he asked himself before groaning slightly and continued to read in his new favourite book, Game of Thrones.