Disclaimer: I do not own any characters from The Smurfs. They all belong to Peyo and Hanna-Barbera Productions.

It was a dark, stormy night, and Gargamel and Azrael were about to have dinner. They were actually going to have nice food for once. Gargamel had saved up some money and bought a roast chicken and mashed potatoes.

"This roast chicken is so big that we should have leftovers for a few days," Gargamel said.

"Mrow meow!" Azrael agreed as he eagerly licked his lips.

Just as Gargamel was about to put some chicken and mashed potatoes on their plates, the door burst open and Bigmouth walked in.

"Oh no!" Gargamel yelled in dismay.

"Bigmouth hungry!" Bigmouth yelled.

"But Bigmouth I—"

"Mm! Bigmouth see yummy goodies!" Bigmouth announced as he walked over to the table.

"You can't have this food! This is our dinner!" Gargamel exclaimed.

Bigmouth frowned and said, "Bigmouth want food! Bigmouth stuff face!"

"But there isn't enough for you!" Gargamel argued.

Bigmouth ignored Gargamel and picked up the roast chicken. "Bigmouth like chicken!" He said as he started eating it.

"No! That's my food! I paid good money for that!"

"Hush! Me eating!" Bigmouth replied. After he finished the chicken, he got the bowl of mashed potatoes and ate it.

"Azrael, he ate our dinner!" Gargamel shouted.

"Mrow!" Azrael meowed angrily.

"Bigmouth still hungry! Want more goodies!"

"But I don't have anymore food! You ate it all!" Gargamel responded.

Bigmouth banged on the table really hard and it broke in half. "Me get mad when me hungry!" Bigmouth yelled angrily.

Gargamel trembled in fear, but decided that his food was more important than his furniture. "Well I'm sure you'll find food somewhere else. Now go away!" He demanded.

"Me no go! Bigmouth don't want get wet in rain. Stay here until storm goes away."

"B-But, it'll probably be morning before it goes away!" Gargamel said.

"Then Bigmouth stay night here. Bigmouth love slumber parties!" Bigmouth said happily.

"Azrael, that big oaf will surely find our hidden stash of food and eat it all! We have to think of a way to make him leave!" Gargamel whispered to his cat.

"What that?" Bigmouth asked.

"Oh, nothing Bigmouth."

"Bigmouth need pajamas for slumber party. Don't have with me. At my house," Bigmouth stated.

"I don't have any pajamas for you!" Gargamel yelled outraged.

Bigmouth spotted Gargamel's curtains and walked over to them. "Bigmouth make pajamas out of these," Bigmouth said as he ripped the curtains off the windows.

"No! Not my curtains!" Gargamel yelled in a very upset tone. "I need those for when it's bright and sunny out so it will be dark in here!"

"Quiet! Me making pajamas!" Bigmouth yelled. He found some things lying around the house to put the curtains together into a pair of pajamas and a hat.

"Oh that stupid ogre! He ruined my curtains!" Gargamel mumbled angrily.

"Bigmouth want snacks!"

"But I told you I don't have any food!" Gargamel yelled.

Bigmouth frowned and picked Gargamel up by the front of his shirt, then pulled him right up to his face and yelled, "I said me want snacks! Gargamel better give Bigmouth snacks, or Bigmouth break house when storm over!"

Frightened, Gargamel scurried away to the cupboard and got out a bag of potato chips. When he came back, Bigmouth was wearing his newly made pajamas. He snatched the bag of chips out of Gargamel's hands.

"Mm! Bigmouth love potato chips!" Bigmouth said as he ate the rest of the chips.

"There, you had your snack. Now if you'll just—"

"Bigmouth still hungry! More snacks!" Bigmouth yelled as he pointed to his mouth.

Gargamel grumbled in frustration as he walked over to the cupboard again. All of a sudden he had an idea.

"Azrael, I've got a plan! I'll give him some more snacks to distract him while I make a sleeping potion!" Gargamel said as he laughed. Azrael laughed too.

"Where Gargamel? Bigmouth getting mad! Me want more snacks!" Bigmouth yelled.

"Uh, c-coming Bigmouth!" Gargamel said as he brought Bigmouth a pumpkin pie.

"Mm! Pie looks and smells yummy!" Bigmouth announced.

Gargamel ran as fast as he could to get a book with sleeping spells in it. He found a spell that would keep Bigmouth asleep for 12 hours.

"Gargamel! Bigmouth finish pie. Want more goodies!" Bigmouth yelled from the other room.

"Just a minute Bigmouth!" Gargamel answered. "I have to hurry Azrael. Let's see. For this potion I need—"

"Bigmouth want goodies NOW!" He stomped on the floor really hard. Gargamel felt the whole house shake.

"I'm coming!" Gargamel lied. He quickly gathered the ingredients and mixed them together. Then he ran to Bigmouth.

"Gargamel better have yummy goodies for Bigmouth!" Bigmouth shouted. He was very angry and didn't want to wait another second.

"Of course I do," Gargamel said. "Here, drink this."

Bigmouth grabbed the bowl of potion and chugged it down. "Huh? What going on? Bigmouth tired," he said sleepily as his eyelids started to close.

"Goodnight Bigmouth!" Gargamel said while laughing. Before Bigmouth could answer, he fell asleep and snored really loudly. "At last, Azrael! Bigmouth is asleep! Now he won't wake up until tomorrow morning! And by then the storm will be gone, so he'll leave!" Gargamel cackled.

"Meow ha ha ha!"

A/N: I think Bigmouth is really funny. That's why I decided to write a story about him. It's actually kind of weird how I came to write this. I was bored in my room one day so I started writing this and was just going to make it a one chapter story called 'Gargamel's Visit'. I wasn't going to post it to FanFiction either, but I decided to go ahead, so I typed it onto the main computer since mine doesn't have internet. Then I figured a smurf story without the smurfs in it isn't really a smurf story, so I added more chapters with them in it. I'm sure glad I did! It's way better now. Please review! :)