Authors Note: Okay, this is really weird, but that's what happens when I'm overly hungry! Enjoy!
Thanksgiving In the Common Room
Harry sits at his desk trying to concentrate on homework. Suddenly, I pop into the room.
Me: Happy Thanksgiving!
Harry: What?
Me: Happy Thanksgiving!
Harry: Who are you?
Me: It's me!
Harry: ::*groans*:: Not you again! Why are you always in your humor fics?
Me: I dunno. Why?
Harry: :::*mutters*::: And once I was the stupid one in the stories
Me: What?
Harry: Er, nothing.
Me: Are you hungry?
Harry: Why would I be hungry?
Me: Well, it's Thanksgiving, isn't it? You only eat one meal!
Harry: Why would I do a thing like that?
Me: The Pilgrims did!
Harry: The whatgrims?
Me: The Pilgrims! You know, the people who invented Thanksgiving!
Harry: Invented what?
Me: Thanksgiving! And you thought I was the stupid one!
Harry: I'm confused
Me: You are? Why?
Harry: Because it's Thanksgiving!
Me; Your hungry cause it's Thanksgiving?
Harry: No!
Me: So why did you say that?
Harry: I didn't say that!
Me: Yes you did! It says right here…Harry: because it's-
Harry: AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!! HELP ME! GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Ron comes running in
Ron: What happened, Harry? You-Know-Who? Gilderoy Lockhart? ::*sees me and groans*:: Oh no, it's…
Me: Me!
Ron: ::*pouts*:: You!
Me: Me!
Harry: KILL ME NOW!
Hermione comes in
Hermione: Who's killing who?
Me: I'm killing you all by boring you to death with my rambling on about stupid nothings…
Hermione: ::*gasps*::: You!
Me: Me!
Ron: I really wish she'd stop saying that…
Me: What? Me?
Ron: ARG!!!!!!
Me: Arg? What does that mean?
Harry: What does Thanksgiving mean?
Me: I dunno, I thought you might, you're the English ones…
Hermione: Thanksgiving is an American holiday!
Harry & Ron: You know what Thanksgiving is?
Hermione: Well, yes! You see, when the Pilgrims came to America, they befriended the Indians, and…:::*3 hours later*::: And the Indians helped the Pilgrims through the hard winter, so the Pilgrims and the Indians had a feast to express their thanks. That's what Thanksgiving is.
Harry: :::*yawns*::: er, what?
Ron: ::*snore*:::
Me: Thanksgiving is a holiday of joy, and happiness, when people come over to each others houses and eat their hearts out.
Ron: :::*wakes up*::: I like that!
Me: That's why I'm hungry.
Harry: Your hungry cuz it's Thanksgiving?
Me: Yeah! Y'see, in order to be hungry for our big meal, we Americans don't eat breakfast of lunch, but an early dinner!
Harry: So, Thanksgiving is basically a holiday where you starve yourselves to late afternoon, when you eat Turkey, and don't eat is again for another year?
Me: Yeah, pretty much!
Hermione: Well, don't forget about the Indians and the Pilgrims-
Harry & Ron: Don't start, Hermione!
Me: Where's Draco?
Harry, Ron, & Hermione: What?
Me: Where's Draco? You know, cute, evil, Slytherin guy? Where is he?
Draco suddenly appears in the room
Draco: Right here! :::*looks at me*::: Oh no…
Harry, Hermione, & Ron: Oh yes!
Me: Oh me!
Draco: Oh you?
Harry: Oh god…
Ron: Oh my…
Hermione: Oh dear…
Draco: Oh, SHUT UP!
Me: That works.
Draco: Why are you here?
Me: Cuz it's Thanksgiving!
Draco: Cuz it's what?
Me: Thanksgiving!
Draco: What's Thanksgiving?
Harry: Here we go again…
Hermione: Well, Thanksgiving all started when the Pilgrims came to America on the Mayflower, a prosperous boat, and befriended the Indians…:::*3 hours later*::: So, to express their thanks for the Indians help, the Pilgrims invited them to a big feast where they could be merry together.
Draco: So, Thanksgiving is basically a holiday where you starve yourselves to late afternoon, when you eat Turkey, and don't eat is again for another year?
Me: Yep! Pretty much!
Harry: :::*grumbles*::: that's what I said.
Me: Well, I have to go now…
Harry, Hermione, Ron, & Draco: YAAAAYYYY!!!!
Me: :::*glares*::: Cuz I have to go finish Thanksgiving, but…
Voldemort comes down flying on a Turkey
Voldie: Too late! Thanksgiving's over!
Me: It is? Oh well, I guess I'll just have to wait 'till Hanukkah…
Harry, Hermione, Ron, & Draco: What?
Me: Hanukkah!
Harry: What's Hanukkah?
Me: You'll just have to find out! Bye! :::*disappears*:::
Harry: Hmm, I wonder what Hanukkah is.
Ron: Do you think it has anything to do with Pilgrims?
Hermione: I hope not.
Draco: So, do you think we'll ever find out what Hanukah is…unless…
Harry, Hermione, Ron, & Draco: :::*turns to audience*::: Do YOU know?
The End
Authors Note: Okay, bet that was weirder then you expected! Hope you liked it! Happy Thanksgiving!
Thanksgiving In the Common Room
Harry sits at his desk trying to concentrate on homework. Suddenly, I pop into the room.
Me: Happy Thanksgiving!
Harry: What?
Me: Happy Thanksgiving!
Harry: Who are you?
Me: It's me!
Harry: ::*groans*:: Not you again! Why are you always in your humor fics?
Me: I dunno. Why?
Harry: :::*mutters*::: And once I was the stupid one in the stories
Me: What?
Harry: Er, nothing.
Me: Are you hungry?
Harry: Why would I be hungry?
Me: Well, it's Thanksgiving, isn't it? You only eat one meal!
Harry: Why would I do a thing like that?
Me: The Pilgrims did!
Harry: The whatgrims?
Me: The Pilgrims! You know, the people who invented Thanksgiving!
Harry: Invented what?
Me: Thanksgiving! And you thought I was the stupid one!
Harry: I'm confused
Me: You are? Why?
Harry: Because it's Thanksgiving!
Me; Your hungry cause it's Thanksgiving?
Harry: No!
Me: So why did you say that?
Harry: I didn't say that!
Me: Yes you did! It says right here…Harry: because it's-
Harry: AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!! HELP ME! GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Ron comes running in
Ron: What happened, Harry? You-Know-Who? Gilderoy Lockhart? ::*sees me and groans*:: Oh no, it's…
Me: Me!
Ron: ::*pouts*:: You!
Me: Me!
Harry: KILL ME NOW!
Hermione comes in
Hermione: Who's killing who?
Me: I'm killing you all by boring you to death with my rambling on about stupid nothings…
Hermione: ::*gasps*::: You!
Me: Me!
Ron: I really wish she'd stop saying that…
Me: What? Me?
Ron: ARG!!!!!!
Me: Arg? What does that mean?
Harry: What does Thanksgiving mean?
Me: I dunno, I thought you might, you're the English ones…
Hermione: Thanksgiving is an American holiday!
Harry & Ron: You know what Thanksgiving is?
Hermione: Well, yes! You see, when the Pilgrims came to America, they befriended the Indians, and…:::*3 hours later*::: And the Indians helped the Pilgrims through the hard winter, so the Pilgrims and the Indians had a feast to express their thanks. That's what Thanksgiving is.
Harry: :::*yawns*::: er, what?
Ron: ::*snore*:::
Me: Thanksgiving is a holiday of joy, and happiness, when people come over to each others houses and eat their hearts out.
Ron: :::*wakes up*::: I like that!
Me: That's why I'm hungry.
Harry: Your hungry cuz it's Thanksgiving?
Me: Yeah! Y'see, in order to be hungry for our big meal, we Americans don't eat breakfast of lunch, but an early dinner!
Harry: So, Thanksgiving is basically a holiday where you starve yourselves to late afternoon, when you eat Turkey, and don't eat is again for another year?
Me: Yeah, pretty much!
Hermione: Well, don't forget about the Indians and the Pilgrims-
Harry & Ron: Don't start, Hermione!
Me: Where's Draco?
Harry, Ron, & Hermione: What?
Me: Where's Draco? You know, cute, evil, Slytherin guy? Where is he?
Draco suddenly appears in the room
Draco: Right here! :::*looks at me*::: Oh no…
Harry, Hermione, & Ron: Oh yes!
Me: Oh me!
Draco: Oh you?
Harry: Oh god…
Ron: Oh my…
Hermione: Oh dear…
Draco: Oh, SHUT UP!
Me: That works.
Draco: Why are you here?
Me: Cuz it's Thanksgiving!
Draco: Cuz it's what?
Me: Thanksgiving!
Draco: What's Thanksgiving?
Harry: Here we go again…
Hermione: Well, Thanksgiving all started when the Pilgrims came to America on the Mayflower, a prosperous boat, and befriended the Indians…:::*3 hours later*::: So, to express their thanks for the Indians help, the Pilgrims invited them to a big feast where they could be merry together.
Draco: So, Thanksgiving is basically a holiday where you starve yourselves to late afternoon, when you eat Turkey, and don't eat is again for another year?
Me: Yep! Pretty much!
Harry: :::*grumbles*::: that's what I said.
Me: Well, I have to go now…
Harry, Hermione, Ron, & Draco: YAAAAYYYY!!!!
Me: :::*glares*::: Cuz I have to go finish Thanksgiving, but…
Voldemort comes down flying on a Turkey
Voldie: Too late! Thanksgiving's over!
Me: It is? Oh well, I guess I'll just have to wait 'till Hanukkah…
Harry, Hermione, Ron, & Draco: What?
Me: Hanukkah!
Harry: What's Hanukkah?
Me: You'll just have to find out! Bye! :::*disappears*:::
Harry: Hmm, I wonder what Hanukkah is.
Ron: Do you think it has anything to do with Pilgrims?
Hermione: I hope not.
Draco: So, do you think we'll ever find out what Hanukah is…unless…
Harry, Hermione, Ron, & Draco: :::*turns to audience*::: Do YOU know?
The End
Authors Note: Okay, bet that was weirder then you expected! Hope you liked it! Happy Thanksgiving!