Welcome to Trinity Blood Counseling Camp
Mari: Welcome everyone. It's nice to see you after a month.
Professor: A month but we just saw you at the Karaoke...
Mari: I don't what you are talking about. But it sound like one of those suppressed memories ,where the experience is so bad that person chooses to not accept it existence.
Professor: I think I know where she going with this.
Mari: Now it comes to my attention that many of you feel that you are not in a relaxed environment at this hospital.
Leon: Well, I did suggest we have our meetings in a giant jazzy.
Mari: I'll just ignore that.
Leon: You shouldn't ignore my feelings.
Kate: What feelings?
Leon: I have lots of feeling. What would make you think I didn't have feelings?
Kate: Since you told me your title was: Leon, the man with no feelings
Leon: Well, it's actually Leon: The man with no feeling to express at the moment, but maybe at a later date. It was shortened for you convenience.
Kate: You mean for your convenience.
Abel: I want a title.
Hugue: How about Abel: the man who still cries at "Floppy the Puppy" movies.
Abel: I can't help it, he so brave and strong. Remember the part where he got lost from his family in the woods. He was all alone with no one to help him. (Starts to cry) Don't give up Floppy, I believe in you.
Mari: Getting back to what this meeting is actually about, I have decided that we should meet at a lovely Outtamymind Pine Retreat.
Kate: Were going to go to camp.
Hugue: I thought camp was where parents sent there kids when they wanted to get rid of the brats for the summer.
Mari: This isn't summer camp, this is a retreat were we go relax, share our feelings, get to...
Abel: We get to go camping! Fishing, roasting marshmallow, singing campfire songs...
Hugue: getting bitten by mosquitoes, falling in poison ivy...
Abel: I hope I can find my tent.
Mari: Um... we'll be staying in cabins.
Abel :( whining) But that's not any fun.
Leon: Look you can become dumb with nature if you want to. I rather am close to the hunnys.
Mari: Your cabin won't be anywhere near the girls cabins.
Leon: You hate me don't you?
Mari: No, I do these cruel things because I care. It's called" tough love".
Noelle: What are we going to be doing there?
Mari: Well, we'll still be having privater sessions together, and some group meetings, but you'll have some free time to relax. There will be canoeing, art class, fishing, horse back riding...
Hugue: Fencing?
Mari: Yes, but you have to reserve a fencing outfit ahead of time.
Hugue: Why would anyone need a fencing outfit?
Mari: So no one get hurt, no blood shed.
Hugue: How am I supposed to relax without any blood shed?
Mari: Hugue, you are going to have the first session.
Noelle: How will we get there?
Mari: Caterina, will be lending us her airship.
Noelle: Will only Ax members be going?
Mari: Oh no, we will be joined by those of the new empire, and also those in that hold leadership in different countries. I expect all of you to show respect toward each other and this experience should be quite beneficial.
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Mari: I have asked all you RosenKruez Order members to this meeting...
Isaak: Because you love us?
Mari: Because my higher uppers think that you need my services, and since I have no say in the matter, I am forced to accept.
Isaak: Yeah right , we know it because you love us.
Mari: ( gritting teeth) Okay, fine, whatever . I thought that it would help us better communicate if we were in a more relax environment.
Cain: Great idea. Let's all meet at the torture chamber at my place.
Mari: (Yelling) We are going on a counceling retreat.
Radu: What's a retreat?
Mari: Well, will be in cabins ,out in the woods, surrounding a beautiful lake.
Dietrich: I thought you said we going to go there to relax. That not my idea of relaxing.
Cain: Hey, according to this brochure, it says there is hunting there.
Mari: Well we don't encourage it...
Isaak: So who do we get to hunt?
Mari: That's it! We are not having hunting and that's final.
Radu :( whining) Then I don't want to go. It sounds boring.
Cain: Wait a minute is this really a cover for some illegal and/or immoral practice.
Mari: No!
Cain: I'll have to bring my illegal and/or immoral practice outfit. I really cool, with this extra swishy cape.
Isaac: You know my illegal and/or immoral practice outfit is getting old and it's got a lot of blood stains on it. I'll have to buy new one.
Mari: What are you talking about? This is a camp!
Cain: Okay everybody, we'll rendezvous in 400 hours. Let's go.
(They all exit)
Mari: I hope this camp has insurance.
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We will be doing private sessions like last time but they will be centered around their camping experiences.