Naruto sipped lovingly at his drink and stood muscular behind a statue. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel awkward and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how erect his ass got when he was nervous.

Well, truth be told, Naruto knew very well why he was at the party: to see Sasuke.

Ah, Sasuke. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his sexual leg made Naruto's heart beat like a horny madman who just had his first orgasm.

But tonight everyone was masked. Naruto peered passionately through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Sasuke. There, he thought, the man over by the table, the hot one with the nine tailed fox mask. It had to be Sasuke. No one else could look so beautiful, even in a nine tailed fox mask.

He began to walk Naruto's way and Naruto started to panic. What if he actually talked to Naruto?

Sasuke came right up to Naruto and Naruto thought that he was going to faint.

"Hello," Sasuke said mysteriously. "What are you doing over here all alone?"

"Oh, just looking at the katana," Naruto said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so dorky.

Just then, a loud voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."

Naruto's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Sasuke might ...

"Happy New Year!"

Sasuke swept Naruto into his arms, bent him under the moonlight, and kissed Naruto passionately, slipping him the tongue and groping his shaft.

Naruto could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out sensually and pulled Sasuke's mask off his face. It was Sasuke! "I knew it was you," Naruto said and took his own mask off, grinning.

"And it's ... you," Sasuke said, as he looked away and blushed. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."

Naruto watched him go. He would be right back, Naruto was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.

And then they would fall in love.

Kimono: what do you mean, it's not over yet?! I'm indomitable!
Me (Blingie-Chan): No No, back into your box!
Kimono: Grrrr. You will never get me in my box. I am too large and too sexy!
Author: Ohh no, it looks like the characters still want a story! *sweatdrop*
Me: of course we do! Or cake. I love cake! :D
Kimono: Well I'm gonna steal your cake! :3
Me: TAT NOOOO! Where will I get my sugar high from now?!
Kimono: mhuahahaha, life isn't worht living without caaaaaaaaake, so just die already will you?!
Me: OK, Ur right, life isn't worth living without the awesomeness of cake... Farewell cruel world! *shoots self*
Kimono: chotto mate-ah!
Kimono: huh ;^_^;
Kimono: domo desu-ka _ ?
Me: *comes back... as a zombie!* Caaaaaake, need cake. Like brains, but cake!
Kimono: well, I want you, how about that?
Kimono winked at me, but I wanted to refuse.
... But Kimono was all hot 'n all that, I thought. So I pecked on her cheek and winked longingly at her.

Author: well, looks like they'll be busy for a little while. o.o; Cake?.
Kimono: Nuuu the cake is a lie. Gimme it!

The end