A/N: really freaked now. I went to search up on the voice actors of DGM and you'll never guess what I found.

Cloud=Kanda

Aerith=Lo Fa

Zack=Lavi

Sephiroth=Tyki=Sebastian=Dante=Minato

Kadaj=Jasdevi

Allen=Ceil

O.o

Disclaimer: If I owned DGM Leverrier would have became bacon long ago. And Chaoji too.

Dedicated: to anyone who reviews and favourites.

Internet happened

#1 Intro (so it's really short)

It was just another day at the Black Order. The exorcists were asleep, the finders were too, Allen was getting another midnight snack and the scientists were pulling an all-nighter. Everything was going as usual. Nobody knew that this night would be the one to change their lives drastically forever.

You see, that night, while the scientists were all hard at work, their chief was not doing so. Not at all. No, he wasn't sleeping. He was creating another Komurin. Yes, the thirteenth one. (A/N: Ooooh. Unlucky number.) Sparks flew everywhere, haloing Komui's explosion-blackened face, hiding the crazed, determined look in his eyes with the reflection of his spectacle lenses. He wielded, he poked. He prodded, he stuck, he screwed, he hammered. Then, at last, he tossed his tools aside and flicked a switch on the machine, jumping up and down in glee.

Komurin activated.

It ran about on brush-like caterpillar-legs.

It stepped on a sponge.

It tripped.

And.

It.

Fell.

Into.

A.

Vat.

Of.

Coffee.

Komurin Thirteen immediately went berserk and exploded it's 'head' off.

Leaving Komui to mourn over it's smoking remains.

Then it blew up again, but this time with a poof of pink sparkles. When it cleared, Komui was left plastered with pink from head to toe and "Komrin 13" was a screen as big as the wall with a single icon on it. Komui, ridden with curiosity, moved the console thingy and clicked the big, blue 'e'. The screen turned white and showed a word. "Google". Komui typed in his name and clicked the search button, just for the fun of it. He came up with a 'wikipage' and went and searched this " " he was found in. Also, what was 'anime'? Then he found a promising link that proclaimed 'fanfiction' and clicked that. Then he clicked the first story he found. LenAllen. What was that? He found out three minutes later. Also, add 'smut' and 'lemon' to his vocab.

"Help MEEEEEE!" Allen screamed as Komui went chasing him down the hallways armed with a drill, accusing him of corrupting Lenalee.

Lavi went to check out the giant screen instead. "What's this?" He asked, clicking on a link rated M.

"It's Komputer, Komui told him proudly, before Lenalee brought him down with Darkboots, Allen crying in fear at her feet.

"I meant Yullen, actually…" Lavi clasped his nose as he started nose-bleeding vigorously, blinking incredulously. Lenalee walked over. "OHMIGOSH!" She started nose-bleeding too, and ran away squealing, red in the face.

Allen walked over, blinked at the screen, before screaming in absolute horror. "WHAT IS THAT?!"

"Yullen lemon," Lavi replied off-handedly, scrolling through the pages furiously. "You and Yu-chan having sex."

Allen was so pale he would have faded away into nothing.

"Oh look! I found one where me, you, Yu-chan and Tyki-remember that Noah?-are having a foursome!"

The following crash was Allen colliding with the floor in a dead faint.

Epilogue:

Lavi chuckled evilly as he clicked on an interesting link that said 'Things to do at the mall'. Now, he should really see to asking Komui for a day off…

A/N: Review. It helps my ego. Will be putting up the next chapter soon. Gimme some ideas?

I'll give you a virtual toaster.

And a chocobo if you PM.

Bye.