AN: I do not own Fairytail

Fairytail was rather quiet for once, even with members of Crime Sorciere visiting.

Cobra and Kinana were talking quietly at the bar. Mira, Lisanna, Meredy, Angel, Levey and Lucy were sitting at a table having a girls only catch up meeting/gossiping session. Mira had even got Freed to put up runes, so that no one else could hear them and they weren't disturbed by others. Erza had grabbed Jellal, as soon as he walked in the door, and they had disappeared. Midnight had sat down in a corner and gone straight to sleep.

Natsu was board.

Laxus was to busy doing paperwork, Gray, Gajeel and Elfman weren't in the guild and everyone else was busy or refused to take part in a fight with him. He wasn't even allowed to hang out with Lucy or Lisanna, as they were having their girl thingy, whatever they called it.

Natsu was sitting down at a table with Happy who was munching on fish. He scanned the room for something to do. When a brilliant idea struck him and he started to snicker quietly.

Happy looked up from his fish, "Natsu are you ok?"

"Happy I need your help with something," Natsu had a mischievous glint in his eyes, "can you fly to Lucy's place and grab her make-up bag for me? Don't let anyone see you."

Happy looked at Natsu worried, "Aye," he said and flew off to do as Natsu asked.

- 4hrs latter -

Jellal turned back up and was rounding up his guild members, so they could leave. When he went over to Midnight to wake him up, he blinked a couple of times and then burst out laughing. Midnight woke up from the noise.

"What. Happened. To. You?" Jellal managed to get out in between his laughter.

Midnight just stared at Jellal and the rest of his guild mates, who had come over to investigate what was so funny.

Cobra snickered.

Meredy said, "How cute," while giggling.

Angel handed Midnight a mirror, as she tried not to wet herself laughing.

Midnight took one look in the mirror, screamed in horror and passed out.

- Meanwhile in another part of the guild -

Natsu and Happy were hugging each other and cowering under a table, while an enraged blond yelled at them.

"Why do you have my make up case here? Why is my Cherry Delight lipstick all used up? That stuff is very expensive, and where is my pink eyeliner? Do you know how long it took me to find the right colour blush for my complexion and you used it all? ...Ahhhh... You are so dead."

Natsu and Happy ran (and flew) from the guild, when Lucy called out Taurus. Lucy then grabbed Taurus's Axe and chased after them.

AN: So what do you think?