Chapter 1 The Life and Times of Lea Cat and Kara Wolf

Yeah... This is the First Chapter... Oh yes... this chapter was written by Lea. She Doesn't have time to type the chapters and upload them so I'm doing them. The next chapter is written by me! Enjoy!

It was a lovely night. The moon was full, the crickets sang happily, and all was right in the world.

"Argh! Bastards!", or perhaps not, as the owner of that screech was obviously in distress. "What the bloody hell was that?" Surprisingly enough, it was a cat with strange markings that was the owner of the voice. "Could they make the landing any rougher?"

"Help others..." a wolf whined, in a language that was no more human than the other's, "How can we do that in these forms?" Their markings glowed and in a flash, two humans sat in their place. "Well..." the former wolf said, "That's handy."

The black haired girl huffed and folded her arms. "Where the hell are we, anyway?"

"In a forest?"

"No, really?! I meant, which world?"

"Naruto...I think..."

"Is that supposed to make me feel better, Kara?"

Kara struck a thinking pose. "No, Lea, I think not."

"Can you blast your way out?" Lea asked. At Kara's confused look, she sighed and elaborated, "The gods gave us powers, Kara. If you didn't get something to help us here, I'd like to know now."

"You just don"t want to work." Kara accused.

"So?" Lea shrugged.

Kara slapped her forehead. "I should have known...Alright her goes..." She overlapped her hands and held them out in front of her. A white orb began to collect before her hands. "HA!" With a boom, the orb blasted through the trees in front of her.

For a moment, they both stared in fascination at the utter destruction before them. "...woah." Lea said after a few minutes. "Okay, we can travel that way then." In a flash, both girls were animals again and running through the forest.

"Okay..." Kara panted, "We've been running for several days. The destruction ended a while ago. We are so lost."

"I smell smoke that way." Lea pointed out.

"It could be travelers again..." Kara whined.

"Then explain that..." Lea and Kara looked out of the bushes to examine that large gates of Konoha.

"Naruto!" Kara exclaimed happily. "So who are we helping?"

"I know very little about Naruto. Now, we've practiced our powers, and I'm pretty sure we know them all. We are going through the front gates."

"Um... won't they expect that?" Kara asked.

"Underneath the frickin damn underneath," Lea snarled at the air before muttering, "Stupid Kakashi..."

Kara pointedly ignored the last part. "I'll go first." She meandered over until she caught the guard's eye. 'Sleep.'

Before he even hit the ground, Kara was on the other side of the gate. "Took you long enough."

"How'd you get over here so fast?!" Kara yelped, startled.

Lea sighed and rolled her eyes, ears twitching. "I turned invisible and ran through the gate while you took your time."

"Oh..."Kara's ears drooped.

In a flash of light, both animal were human again. "Alright, Kara, lead the way," Lea drawled with a mock bow.

With a cheer, Kara dragged her off. "Omigosh, who should we help?" she babbled, "Maybe Naruto!"

"How about Shikamaru?" Lea suggested. "He's the only one I know about that doesn't bother me in the slightest."

"But he's so lazy that he doesn't have problems!"

"Exactly!" she chirped.

"What about Naruto?"

"No..!" Lea whined. "He's so LOUD!"

"Hinata, then," Kara decided, switching directions.

"What are her problems?" The black haired girl asked, her eyes clearly begging for an easy issue for her to solve.

"She really shy; doesn't really stand up for her beliefs." Kara growled, obviously displeased.

"A crime against all women kind! We have to help!"

Hinata sneezed softly before glancing around.

"Hey, hey, someone"s talking about you!" Naruto exclaimed.

Hinata nodded, turning red, and murmured he agreement.

"We're stalking them. Why are we stalking them?" Kara asked.

Lea rolled her eyes. "Do you want them to go ninja all over your ass? We're waiting for the right moment to make our introduction natural."

"Oh... can I have my Snickers bar back?"

Lea blinked before reaching into her pocket and pulling out a candy bar. She handed it to Kara with a confused look on her face. "Damn, when did I steal that?"

"Sometime before we came into Konoha. I just wanted to eat it now."

"Oh..."

Neither of them noticed a flicker of black on the rooftops.

"Hokage-sama,"

"What?" Tsunade snapped; it wasn't her fault, really. The large amount of paperwork on her desk would make anyone snappish. The ANBU took a step back at the amount of killer intent she released.

"Two foreigners have been spotted in the village. They don't wear Hitai- ite, but they don't dress or act like civilians either. And they spoke of ... Sneekers?"

Tsunade paused in her writing to think. After a moment, she put her pen down and focused her eyes on the ANBU.

"I want them detained. Any means possible, but I want them alive."

Yep... that's the end of the first chapter... yeah i know it's kinda short, BUT! that will just make you want to come back for more! Muwahahahahah! Here's a preview for the next chapter! But just the Chapter title and some dialoge... Make sure you review!

Chapter 2 The Byakugan and Jail Cells

"I'm Ukamaki Naruto! She's Hyuuga Hinata! And I'm gonna be the next Hokage!" shouted Naruto.

"Naruto..." whined Hinata softly as she looked at Naruto. Kara quickly slurped up the noodles in her mouth and looked at Naruto. She had the same markings as Lea, only black.

"I've heard of you! You're the Knucklehead Ninja!" shouted Kara. Naruto wasn't to pleased with the comment.