"Ok." If he was going to be a monster he had to eat like them. Sure he could have human food still, but he still had to get use to the monster diet. Johnny stared at the plate of devilled lizard fingers in front of him. He could've sworn one of the fingers just move.
"Just roll man." He told himself. Well the melted cheese surrounding it looked tasty. So that was a positive. It was just the fingers that creeped him out.
"It taste like chicken." Mavis had told him. She left a while ago to see if there was anything else to eat at the buffet table. Vampires sure did have an appetite. He swore both Mavis and Drac would consume a lot and yet they both still managed to keep a perfect figure. Maybe it was all the flying and running they did around the hotel or the fact that when you're dead food just comes through you. He certainly had a lot of cravings since he was turned. The only thing that quenched him were the blood substitutes, but that was only for a few hours before he wanted to eat or drink something again.
How did Drac and Mavis deal with all this for centuries?
"Back." Mavis's voice chirped as she appeared back in the seat in front of him with a plate of two scream cheese. She looked down at his plate and then back up at him.
"Still haven't tried it?" She giggled.
Johnny pouted. "I swear the finger moved before I went to grab it. How do I know it's claws won't scratch my throat while I'm swallowing or it'll tickle me on the inside?"
Mavis laughed. She kept her mouth shut though since she had just bitten her scream cheese.
"Don't be silly." She swallowed before continuing. "It won't do that. I've eaten devilled lizard fingers for 120 years and they've never once done that."
He trusted Mavis. If she said it was ok then who was he to question his Zing.
"Alright here goes." He grabbed a finger, melted cheese dripping on the end. He could hear the scream cheese's tiny pitched scream as he moved it closer to his mouth. He had his eyes closed the whole time.
He felt it coming closer to his mouth. Inside now. Cheese fell on his tongue. There's the tasty part now for the lizard. He took a bite and slowly chewed. He opened his eyes.
"Wow this stuff is great." He said relieved that it didn't taste like guts or scales like he had thought earlier.
"Told ya." Mavis smirked proudly and bit her own food.
After 15 minutes he had eaten the whole plate off food and had a scream cheese that Mavis gave him. He didn't mind it now. The first time he was offered he had said he was scream cheese intolerant, but that was because he felt uncomfortable eating something that looked alive. Now he knew it was just some witches brew or spell or something that enchanted the cheese. So it was just cheese...cheese that screamed.
"Someone certainly enjoyed their lunch." Mavis teased.
"You never know how good something is until you try it." He shrugged and then followed her back inside the hotel.
AN: You guys asked for another Johnny vampire fic. So here's one of him trying monster food. And also did another one cause double frees really do make good time for fics.