I don't own Ranma or O.M.G. I would like to give all the credit to their respective authors.
This story may sound like the same old same old, but I hope I can pull it off better than anyone else.
Ok, it starts after the failed wedding and some time in ½ and can be fit any a few months after Marller is released and back bugging Urd.
On with the story
Ranma was sitting on the roof of the dojo. He was trying to get away from all the fighting and yelling.
{Man, it's so hard to get a breath of air ever since the wedding disaster three months ago.}
Ranma sighs, " I wish tomorrow is better."
Up in heaven the all knowing and all seeing Kami-sama sneezes.
( O.o this going to be good.)
The next day
Ranma and Akane are walking home, since the wedding they have only said a few words and been barely civil.
"Man I'm glad there is only one more day of school for the year." Ranma says in a happy tone.
Akane not liking what Ranma says. "Why? So you can go flirt with those sluts's and be a pervert like normal?"
Ranma looks down at the water in the channel{. MAN AND TODAY WAS GOING SO GOOD. HAPPIE HAS TAKEN THE OLD MAN AND MR. TENDO OUT ON A TRIANING TRIP, AKANE WAS BEING NICE UP UNTIL NOW AND NONE OF THE OTHER GIRLS WERE TRYING TO KILL ME OR GET ME TO MARRY THEM TODAY. KAMI-SAMA, WHY DOES SHE HATE ME SO MUCH? }" No Akane! I'm going to stay with my mother for the summer, and before you get all jumpy it's because she asked me to last week!"
Akane now pissed off, does her trade mark saying while summoning her trusty pervert masher 5000{ damn thing's only are good for one hit}" Ranma No Baka!" and swung her mallet. As Ranma was starting to lift off the ground the sound of the dreaded bike of doom could be heard and Shampoo landed on Raman's head sending him to the ground and sweet unconscious.
"Violent girl, why did you hit husband this time?" Shampoo said after moving off Raman's head and starting to see if Ranma was ok. .
"Ranma No Baka. Stop flirting with that hussy!" Is all shampoo got before Ranma was slammed from right under her, over the channel wall and headed in the direct of the Cat Café. "She shoots and she…. Scores right over the channel. Man I'm getting weak, I should have sent him higher in the air."{ Wait what's shampoo doing here and why does she look so pissed at me?} Akane now realizing she is in danger turns and starts to run for her life.
Back at the Cat Café Cologne was just going to Shampoo's room to see why her spice rack was now a whole lot emptier and why one of her spell books had gone missing. When she opens the door she sees her large pot on a single burner and a her missing book on the stand next to it. She shakes her head and hops over to where the book is and starts to read where the book was turned to, "What have you done now child? Then she sees what the pot had in it as there was still a large amount left over from what Shampoo used earlier. "I better get rid of this before anything happens to Ranma or any one else she was planning on using it on.
And as if by some gods' or goddesses play book, Ranma came crashing through the roof and lands head first in it. Cologne is in shock. She just stands there for a few seconds then reality sinks in, what she wished would never happen just happened, all she could say was, "Ranma. Oh God, what have I done?" Opening his eyes and his mouth to say something he was cut off by the potion filling his mouth and on a natural reflex he swallowed it. He started to cough and gag on the taste, but could not say one word. He fell to the floor and was making the choke sign but nothing was coming out or any noise at all for that matter.
Cologne just stands there in shock. Then something she had never thought could happen with an erase spell did, Ranma just disappeared in front of her eyes. "What the …" was all the old mummy got out before she was slammed in to a painful coma by the powerful backlash.
Up in heaven
"What do you mean I can't see the file? But father, you said that I need to get this bug fixed before it was too late." Skuld was standing at the outer door talking to her father on the phone which was handed to her by the 3rd class limited goddess of birds. "All right, I'm sorry I failed you." She slumped her shoulder after hanging up the phone and started back off to her terminal when she got a idea. {Maybe I can hack the file so I can see why he will not let me go to Earth, Belly's been down there for over 3 months since I was last allowed to she her. Just my luck that I get grounded for trying to make a A.}
Skuld was very upset that the little bugger was now cornered behind file number 143679.8963 classified (Saotome Ranma.) She was curious why it had been hiding there. She chased it all day and it kept jumping from one place to another until it just stayed hidden in that file, but why? She had known that the file was encrypted hard core. And that it was somewhat of a large file for a single human. It was also filed as special interest case, hence the extra security.
She had tried to hack it but was having to no luck. When her older sister walked by she asked," What kind of trouble are you getting yourself into this time shrimp?" Urd loved to make fun of her sister when she was mad, or trying to do something she was not supposed to.
"Nothing, just trying to find out why father will not let me go into this file." Then her screen flashed black and blue before it rebooted "Hey, where did it go, it was just here."
"What do you mean where did it go? No file on a person can just up and walk away can it?" Urd now wondering what her sister got herself in to this time. "Step aside and let me try."
Authors notes.
I suck. I now know I really suck but I have now finish my college English writing so I hope to make all my story's bette
Beta read by Ranma-sama