WORLD DESTRUCTION

Disclaimer:I don't own ANYTHING, not even the OC personalities, except for some others.

Rayquaza peered behind the stone throne he lay on.

'Show yourself. I know you're there.'

A small (compared to Rayquaza) human-like Pokémon emerged from behind the throne.

'How you always manage to find me is beyond my brain, which contains a large amount of-'

'MEWTWO SHUT UP! No-one needs to hear you lecture about your 'excellent' brain!'

'Okay…'

'Why did you come here in the first place? To lecture me about the large amount of flying I do daily?'

'No, I came here because I'm pissed. Pissed at a Banette.'

'Oh. That still doesn't explain why you came here.'

'Mew hosted a TV show. I was co-host and I was arguing with a Banette on the first episode. I thought you could do –'

'Show yourself.'Rayquaza said to thin air. Suddenly, a grey winged figure emerged.

'Giritina, you little eavesdropper.' Giritina ignored the comment and opened his mouth, charging up a hyper beam. Rayquaza saw it coming and launched a green ball of energy at the sphere forming in the Death Legendary's mouth. It exploded on impact. Giritina hastily retreated, before letting out a large roar. Mewtwo cringed as droplets of saliva went flying everywhere, using some psychic energy to shield himself from them.

'Mewtwo, teleport somewhere safe, I think we're going be killed by his saliva if this goes on, and I think we've got to t' Mewtwo nodded, and promptly teleported them away.

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'Mewtwo got so pissed at me, and he's such a bitch!' A certain Banette cackled loudly to his accompanying Pokémon, a Cacturne, a Gardevoir, and a Mismagius.

'Well, you didn't have to argue with him the second you saw him, did you?' Cacturne replied hastily.

'Well, he and Mew WERE perverts.' The Gardevoir remarked. Mismagius nodded in agreememt.

'Speaking of Mewtwo, I think that's him right there.' The Mismagius waved a silky arm in a direction, to see a pale monster standing there with a green snake-like thing floating there, opening his mouth rapidly, as if arguing with Mewtwo.

'HOLYSHIZIT'SMEWTWO!' the Banette cried.

'Yeah, and a second later, you see Rayquaza floating there as well.' Gardevoir remarked sarcastically.

'To be honest, I think that's Rayquaza right there.' Cacturne replied to Gardevoir.

'HOLYSHIZIT'SRAYQUAZA!'Gardevoir screamed. The snake-like figure turned his head when he heard his name.

'Who the heck is that, Mewtwo?'

'Previous contestants of the TV show and a BASTARD I thought I'd never see again.'

'Oh, okay? Maybe we should talk to them and why they called us.'

'Fine by me.'

'What's going on?' The Mismagius asked. 'Who is Rayquaza?'

'A legendary in our region.'

'Okay…'

Cacturne had a look of confusion on his face as the legendary Pokémon approached the small group.

'Er….Hello?