Snow White belongs to Disney and I belong to...me? No idea.
This is a self insert just to warn everyone.
Okay so here the beginning of my once upon a time: One moment I was watching 'Star Wars' with my sister wearing my pink Old lady nightgown. The next moment I was kneeling on the ground scrubbing the dirt off a stone walkway that was outside which by the way made no sense and wearing a beat up pink dress next to Snow White who was my TWIN sister according to the memories of...Me. I guess.
At first I just kept scrubbing. I was just assuming I dreamt a whole day again and was entering another dream before waking up.
Then I realized something. I could feel the cold cobblestones through my dress at the knees which is too much attention to detail even for one of my dreams. Also I was remembering a life I'm pretty sure I never lived in the first place. And for some reason my name was Rose Red in these memories another attention to detail that was unusual.
I looked over at Snow White and decided to ask her something "Snow White where is the" I tried again "The" I couldn't say the word 'television'. With a jolt of shock I realized that was because the word hadn't been invented yet.
Meanwhile Snow White looked at me curiously "The what Rosie? And Why are you calling me Snow White? I've always been Snow to you."
Alarm bells went off. My name is nowhere close to Rose and that name somehow fit the memories."Pinch me."
She raised an eyebrow "Excuse me?"
"Snow just do it."
Snow White reached over and gave my right shoulder a hard pinch "OW!"
That felt real sort of like a horse bit me. Now for the ultimate test.
I picked up a nearby bucket of dirty water and dumped it over my head.
"ROSE RED WHAT ON EARTH?!"
Great now I'm wet, being deafened in my right ear, and clearly not dreaming. Luckily in my life I have learned to question nothing strange that happens so I just went with it "Guess what? Water is definitely wet and pinching still hurts so I can still feel things! Ain't life grand?"
Snow White smacked me in my right arm "Now I have to fill up that bucket all over again! And you need a clean dress!"
15 minutes later
After getting dressed in an equally patched blue dress and checking in the bronze mirror to make sure I looked nothing like my so called twin (I didn't thank heavens) I went back outside to scrub the cobblestones that would be dirty in an hour.
Why couldn't I be in Star Wars? At least that's cool. And I probably wouldn't have such a weird sister if I was there.
Snow probably thinks I'm weird too come to think of it. I did dump water on my head.
After several moment of wandering I remembered where the well was and soon found my sister standing there...And talking to doves.
"Wanna know a secret?"
The doves cooed "Sure weird lady!"
I stared at them then at Snow "Snow why do I understand doves? What's more why do you?"
She ignored me "Promise not to tell?"
"Absolutely not!"
"SNOW I NEED TO KNOW THIS."
Snow began to sing still ignoring me and the birds "We are standing by a wishing well."
"Why are you singing randomly? What's your damage?"
She continued still ignoring me "Make a wish into the well, that's all you have to do, and if you hear it echoing, your wish will soon come true."
"I'm wishing. For the one I love, to find me today! I'm hoping, and I'm dreaming of the nice things he'll say! Ah ah ah! Ah ah ah! !h ah ah! Ah ah ahhhh!"
The well echoed after each phrase and weirdly enough at one point vocalized along with her.
I sighed "Snow the well does not..." I noticed a strange man climb over the wall "Snow we need to go inside right now. There is a Highwaymen!"
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There is another Grimm's fairy tale called 'Snow White and Rose Red'. It is completely different from Snow White and the seven Dwarves. Give it a read its pretty good.
I'm using the name Rose Red because it comes from a pre existing fairy tale and makes sense.
