[Me: Dodges the rocks] HAHA! I started a new story! But! Don't worry, it's already finished, so you won't have to worry about me updating this before the others. :D

This was an idea I thought of while listening to Angel of Music from The Phantom of the Opera. lol You can laugh if you want. I would also like to warn you guys:

Characters can be very OOC in this story. Sorry! Deal with it or leave! This is also my first Full Metal Alchemist / Phantom of the Opera fanfic, so please be nice.

Oh! and also, DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. It's completely and utterly crack. I tried really hard to get some of Ed's personality in there, but... Yeah. He's a little sissy in this. Sorry. I TRIED.

Plus, I like RoyxEd better than JeanxEd, so I will change the ending to my liking. lol Actually, I might make it JeanxEdxRoy! D

Also! (lol) I have mixed in this scenes from the 2004 movie, the play, and the book! So if you're confused at a scene that you had no idea about, it was either made up, or in a different version than what you saw, or didn't see. So... yeah.

NO FLAMES! THEY WILL BE USED TO ROAST MARSHMELLOWS! I AM SAYING "NO FLAMES" NOT ONLY BECAUSE OF THE OOCNESS, BUT BECASUE THIS IS yaoi. Duh.

No likey? No ready! :P

italics mean that they're singing. Yes, there is singing. Pretend it's normal to suddenly start singing out of no where and everyone else knows what to sing and thinks it's completely normal, too.

Bold means it's me lol

Casting:

Edward Elric Christine Daae

Jean Havoc Viscount Raoul de Chagny

Roy Mustang Erik the Phantom

Pinako Rockbell Madame Giry

Vato Falman Monsieur Firman

Heimans Breda Monsieur Andre

Alphonse Elric Meg Giry

Denny Bross Joseph Bouquet

Fuhrer Bradley Monsieur Lefevre

Izumi Curtis Monsieur Reyer