Author's Note: Graphic! Explicit! Mature Audience Only. If you watch The Walking Dead (which I do not own) you're probably used to gore and such, but here's your warning anyways. Sexual content, explicit sexual content in later chapters.

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"So, we're just minding our own business, walking home from the bar, it'd been shut down early because of all this shit starting up, and we were passing this alley. And right there in plain sight, there was this girl giving a guy a bj. I thought this would be hilarious to record, so of course I did. So, here we are, watching this gal go to work on his tiny little ding-a-ling and he's just moaning his head off, oblivious to the world and to us. Then, here comes this meth-head stumbling down the alley. And I thought 'this is going to be hilarious' when this gal bent down to get in on the action with this other girl, this was going to be this guy's dream come true, two girls fighting over his schlong. But the next thing I know, the meth-head had taken a huge bite out of the other girls face! And then the man started screaming bloody murder, and when the girl pulled back and fell down we found out why… She had bit his pecker off! Bit it right off! But even with all the noise he was making, I couldn't keep my eyes off the meth-head who just kept going back for bite after bite of this woman's face. Oh, God, it was dis-gus-ting! And that, my friends, is how we were introduced to the Apocalypse!"

As I sat there, staring out into the darkness, listening to Natalie tell these strangers our story of how our lives changed, I couldn't help but to think that this was all my fault.

TWD TWD TWD TWD TWD TWD TWD

The sun was shining, and I could feel the heat and humidity rising the further south we drove. It was a gorgeous day and me and three of my best friends were driving to Georgia to stay with another friend.

"So, what kind of unspeakable things are you going to get up to this week, huh? You have to get everything out of your system while you can. It's frowned upon to do it after you tie the knot."

I looked over at Natalie, who was looking back at me with a big smile on her face. I looked back at the road.

"That didn't stop you did it?" Lydia piped up from the back with a laugh.

"No, not really, but Tenna's too much of a goody-two-shoes to even think about it after she gets married. That's why we only have one shot to corrupt her."

I laughed, it was nice to know that at least one thing would never change, Natalie would always have sex on the brain.

Natalie, Lydia and I have been best friends since Kindergarten. Not that we had that much choice, there were only eight girls in our whole class, kinda slim pickin's. Most of the other girls had moved away through the school years and we never bothered trying to make friends with any newcomers, cause they never stayed. So it was just us for thirteen years.

Most people find it odd that we're best friends, cause we're so different. Natalie was boy crazy, just coasting through school with bare minimum effort. Lydia was valedictorian with a steady boyfriend, and she liked to have fun too. And me. I was the one who didn't study, but got good grades. I was also the awkward, antisocial bookworm who liked to party. A paradox, I know, what kinda antisocial person likes to party? Well, I did. The alcohol made me brave and less awkward, and kinda bumped me up to equal footing with the other two, social wise. And I liked that.

So, three best friends, as different as could be, growing up together on the outskirts of a rinky-dink one horse town. Then came college and we went our separate ways. Not getting to see each other near as often as we'd like. And that's where Rosie comes in, my new friend from college. We didn't have the same long history as the others, but we were good friends none the less.

"Well, if I was gonna do unspeakable things, I couldn't speak about them, now could I?"

Natalie rolled her eyes and gave a big dramatic sigh. "Oh, come on! Seriously? When have you ever kept a secret about any of your hot hookups, huh? Like, never, that's when! I tell you all about mine. In fact, there's been a few I need to fill you in on."

And she did. We spent the rest of the ride talking about all the things we needed to catch up on after not seeing each other for a few months. Plenty of those things were about Natalie's crazy hookups she'd had behind her new husband's back, and she made sure not to leave anything to the imagination.

Soon enough we reached where we were going. A little three bedroom house in the middle of a small suburb. It didn't take three seconds for the door to fly open when we knocked and a short bundle of energy to fly out the door and tackle me in a hug. "Oh, you're here! You're here! Yay! I've been so excited for this! There's so much to do, I can't wait to get started! This is going to be the best Bachelorette party ever!

Amanda was going a mile a minute, and the only reason I could keep up with what she was saying was cause I'd had a lot of practice with Natalie and Lydia getting excited.

"Wait! Calm down! You're gonna give yourself a heart attack! I've missed you too!"

Amanda was someone I'd only known for the last year or so, and we didn't see each other often, but we'd hit it off and became fast friends and I was so happy to see her.

Once we got all settled into our rooms and got freshened up, Missouri was a good long car ride away, we got to planning our stay. All the sights we wanted to see and where we wanted to go during the day, and also the really important stuff… What bar or nightclub we were going to grace with our presence at night.

AN: My first story ever! So, an introductory to the apocalypse, and some background to our main characters. Let me know if my writing style is okay and easy to read.