Ok so the fanfiction is a bit confusing but its supposed to be a criticism and a parody of the mannny stories I'ive read about the future family lives of the 3 Ccurtis brothers where they all have a bazillion kids and are always getting together for family get-togethers. I've decided to leave out the rest of the gang from the chapter for now because I couldn't think of more children's names, but this is just to point out how irritating it is to read a story where everyone has a bazillion kids and all u do is read their names for like 5 chapters.

I don't know if the story is too great so if u don't like it don't read it, and please don't flame.

Here Goes

After Pony left for college at the age of 17, I met Courtney at the hardware store I was working at. Soon after we started dating, she agreed to marry me.

Now, it has been 7 years since I got married, and I am so lucky to have her in my life, I thought, as I watched her coming out of the laundry room with a laundry basket, expecting our fifth child.

Darrel JR. my first born, was 7, and after that there was Kiera 6, Riley 3, and Bobby 2, and now another one on the way. Even after so many kids, Courtney was a workaholic and continued to keep herself busy around the house even though she was 8 months along.

"Let's go kids, were going to visit uncle Soda this weekend in Texas, I hollered".

This weekend was a long weekend and Courtney and me had decided the kids needed some family time with their cousins. We set of on the 1 hour drive to Texas. Soda and his family were expecting us.

When we reached at the door we were greeted by Simone and Kimba, two of Soda's adopted twin daughters who were bouncing with excitement at the chance to spend a whole weekend with their cousins.

Pony was already there, and when his wife stood up to greet me I found out she had also started to show with her 4th pregnancy. Great, I thought, now Pony would have another one to keep him busy at home along with his writing work.

The house was busy with kids.

Soda's kids were

Simone and Kimba: 2 adopted daugters

Kylie: 5

Kiera: 4

Tom: 3

Angel: 2

They kept him really busy and he loved them a lot.

P.S. where the hell do people get these names from