Hi Everyone.

Before we begin, I wanted to apologize for the massive hiatus.

I just did not have the inspiration to continue writing fanfiction, and wanted to write/ draw my own original work.

Now, I have decided to return to write one last story, and it's one that has been on my mind for a while.

This was just a ridiculously funny concept that I couldn't help but write it down. Again, sorry for the hiatus.

Enjoy!

On a beaming Saturday afternoon in the Cul-De-Sac, the kids were playing around and having a good time, as usual for kids their age.

The Eds, on the other hand, were designing yet another scam, as usual for...them.

This scam involved Ed dressing up as a stereotypical spandex wearing super villain, while Eddy was dressed up as a cape wearing superhero, who fought "only for cash".

Edd, or Double D, had declined in participating, feeling he would look ridiculous in an itchy spandex suit, and decided to provide the "music" by vocalizing it.

Eddy had pulled out his signature crudely made megaphone and yelled out,

"Welcome all, welcome! Presenting the role play of Eddy-Man vs The Terrifying Ed-Nator!"

To their surprise, none of the kids ran up to them like they always do. Not even Johnny 2x4 and Plank (though, to be fair, Plank was an inanimate object.)

Eddy, confused, tapped his megaphone and yelled, "Uh, I said, presenting the role play of Eddy-Man vs The Terrifying Ed-Nator!"

The kids still did not budge and just kept on doing their activities. Eddy reached his breaking point and shouted,"HEY, THREE EDS OVER HERE!"

Edd softly chuckled,"Maybe they've finally learned to ignore your ridiculous scams, Eddy."

Eddy growled and said,"Oh, I'll show you."

He ripped off his whole suit, revealing his signature clothes underneath, and ran towards the kids.

Ed, messing with his fake villianous beard, asked, "What's Eddy doing, Double D?"

Edd rolled his eyes and replied, "Doing something foolish, Ed."

Eddy arrived and saw Kevin, who was apparently weight lifting with one medium sized dumbbell.

"Hey, Kevin", said Eddy as he slicked his three hair strands back,"How would you like to witness our superhero role play, it's only 25 cents."

Kevin responded,"Get lost dork."

Eddy frowned and tried again. "I'll even have Nazz join the show."

He grinned and waited for a response, but Kevin only replied "Get lost dork."

Eddy glared at Kevin and yelled out, "JUST SEE OUR PLAY, WILL YA?!"

Again, Kevin monotonously responded, "Get lost dork."

Eddy screamed out in anger and ran off.

Edd smiled smugly as a disgruntled Eddy returned to the scam.

"See, Eddy, I told you", said Edd,"They're just not interested today."

"Whatever, sock head.", grumbled a dissatisfied Eddy.

Ed continued messing around with his fake beard until he heard a strange noise that sounded like a wheezing, groaning noise arriving.

Ed asked, "Did you guys hear that sound?"

"What sound, lumpy?",said Eddy as he tore down the cardboard sign.

"It sounded like the wheezing sound of the Giant Feline Monster that had seven udders from the film The Feline Creature From Underground, In Scare-o-Vision!"

"Lumpy, you're watchin' too many B-movies. There isn't any noise!"

Ed said, "But guys, I heard it! It's coming closer!"

Edd walked over to Ed and put a comforting hand on his shoulder.

"Maybe you're just hearing things, Ed. Too many movies can certainly make one see and hear things."

Ed looked up and saw...something that made him shout, "Guys, look!"

The other two Eds looked at where he was he was pointing at and their jaws instantly dropped.

They all saw a blue police box materialize into view.