da sairoir mun nd arr da sing

ok so der was dis guie righit nd he b rr rike zomg dud i ret eh sairor mun and i must do DA SING 4 daAM ERCINAN IDORRRRR wen arr oc a suden teh vile DABUUUUUU causd a roteornadoooo dat burst fruuuu da tsudio an sairioroi mun was arr rike NUUUUU DASIORIR SCOUTS WE MSUT STOP DA DABUUUUUU FO ARR TEH WORRRRRDLS so salrio muun wnt nd called his friends sairor meurcury sairior venus saliowe mars salieor Jupiter nd den also LABOOOON bcuz he b a ware nd makes tda sound rike AWOOOOOOOOOO bcuz dat b the dsoun whareeews maek so dne DABUUUU b arr rike ZOMG GUIUAS I ETED DA DUKEYKINZ ND HE BE UN MA STOUMACH! bnuh littre did DABU noe day DUKEYKINZ was arrive nd werr so den DEUKEYKINZ carrede no RYEN SECRST bczu it trns out dat he b da serfcet leder of da ancient cialkvilization of da macaroooooooooooooniez nd RYEN SSEACRST aas arr rike K DUDS IMA BOTU TU BRUST DIS GUITRE OUT OF DABUUUUUUUUUUUS STOMACHE nd DUKEYKINZ cam out of da bunghore of DABUUUUU and DUKEYKINZ saet o DABU dat OK GUIE SO YA WHIRE I WUZ IN DER I GAB U DA ZAMBIE AIDS BRO nd DABU B AR RIKE OH HEELL NAW BREH (sry i 4gut 2 rtn off capslok) nd da tornadoe dstill b standing der lik BRO WTF U NO TALK ABUT ME 4 HALD STRY DAWG so DABU wasz arr rike fightin wif DUKEYKINZ nd sairior mun had reft by dis pnt bcuz he was rike K LES GO RAPE SUM HOMELESS PPL so dey go du dat nd den da tornadoe gat fed up nd UMMONED mr palumbo who scremed like TREES DENSE OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU nd dat was da rceration of mr palumbo da end…...

OR WUZ IT so den DABU licked da fes ob REYAN SEXCREST nd den he mad da mak nd ches 4 ARRRRRRRRRRRR DA WURKLD nd palumbo left DA END 4 DA REAL TIMEZ NAO