This is probably very random and pointless. Hopefully funny though :). So anyways, recently I bought a box of Mike and Ikes, and was shocked to find that the name Ike was crossed out. I later googled it and found out that Mike and Ike had split up! I was truly devastated, and apparantly so were Percy and Nico.
Disclaimer: I do not own PJO, and I do not own any Mike and Ikes other then the box I bought today.
Nico di Angelo was just lying down in his cabin to have a nice relaxing mid afternoon nap, when he heard a blood curdling scream echoing thoughout the camp.
"Uhhhhh..." He groaned and rolled over. He was too tired right now to care what happened. Probably someone got burned by lava on the rock climbing wall, or got eaten by a monster. Both were very common around camp. He was just starting to drift to sleep again when he heard banging at his door.
knock knock knock
"Nico!"
knock knock knock
"Nico!"
knock knock knock
"Nico!"
And with that none other then Percy Jackson charged into his cabin.
"Ugh, what the hell Percy!" Yelled a very angry Nico as he bolted up and looked at his cousin. What he saw was a very strange sight.
Percy had collapsed on the floor of his cabin and was now rolling around curled up in a little ball. Nico could identify that Percy was hugging a box of... what was that, candy? against his chest while crying, no not crying, more like sobbing like a baby.
Expecting the worse Nico jumped up and ran to his cousin.
"What happened? Did something happen to Annabeth? Answer me Perce!" Nico cried kneeling beside his weeping cousin.
"Mike... and Ike... broke up... how could...how could this be happening? Gasped Percy, looking truly devastated.
A very confused Nico looked at the candy box that Percy was cradling, and saw the infamous truth. It was a box of Mike and Ikes, and to his horror, he saw that the name Ike was crossed out.
Hours later Annabeth was searching camp, wondering where Percy was, when she saw the door to the Hades cabin slightly ajar. Out of curiousity she walked up to it a peered inside. There collapsed on the floor was none other then Percy and Nico, both crying their eyes out and... eating Mike and Ikes.
Random? Yes. Pointless? Yes.
And just so you know I am very aware that Mike and Ike are not real people. I also totally ripped off Sheldon Cooper with the whole knock knock knock NICO! thing.
Review and tell me what you think!
Was this the stupidest thing you've ever read and you wish I would never be put near a keyboard or a box of Mike and Ikes again? Or do you love it?
(Hoping for the latter, but hey, you can't always get what you want)
FireofRiptide