This is going to get really dark fast so don't take this seriously and remember to leave nice comments. I do not own Woody Woodpecker, it goes to Walter Lantz.
Woody was working out in his house, it smelled like sweat. He was in his living room weight lifting, but the difference was…he was HUGE! He's grown to be 5x his height, he had a deep voice too, "Pretty sure this will get Winnie to love me for life." He said with a laughter while showing off his hairy abs, he look like he was on steroids.
He went back to weight lift some more, but he accidently dropped his weight which made a loud thud.
Ms Meany was reading a book until she heard a commotion from her neighbor.
"That woodpecker!" She said while grinding her teeth.
She stomped out to Woody's house and was pounding on his door ," OPEN UP WOODPECKER!" She shouted while banging her fists on the door furiously.
Woody heard a loud knock on his door, so he stopped from what he was doing, which was sharpening his billhook.
"Yes?" He open the door.
"LISTEN WOODPECKER-Oh my god." She got interrupted by his frightening appearance.
"What happen to you?" She asked nervously.
"Working out." He answered.
"Did you take steroids?!" She asked.
"No, I did this naturally, so what did you want?" He asked, folding his arms.
"Listen woodpecker! You need to stop, you're driving me crazy! I'm really on the verge of killing someone and it would be you!" She shouted as she pushed him.
The woodpecker got up and let out an evil growl of anger.
"You… are messing with the wrong person!" Woody shouted to where his deep voice sounded like a roaring lion which made her shudder.
"Oh yeah, fight me! I ain't afraid of you," she said as she implanted her foot into his crotch, a look of pain came up on his face. The muscular woodpecker fought the pain off from his genitals. "You really want me do this?" He warned her.
"Do what? Harm me?" She taunted.
"No, nothing like that, its far worse." He whispered loudly.
She pounced on him and they both got into a fight, she pulls his hair out while he was necklocking her.
He pushes her off and she wobbled back, the woodpecker quickly rand to his kitchen and found his billhook lying on the table.
He drags it off the table as the blade made a SHING sound.
She tackles him and pulls out a gun and points it at him but before she could fire…he swings it at her wrist as it hacks through it.
She lets out a scream as her hand that was holding the gun fell onto the floor, she looks up at her place and began to go into sheer panic at the scene presented to her.
He just cut her arm off!
The woodpecker began to walk towards her as loud thuds from his footsteps vibrated his house.
She squeezed the place where her arm used to be to stop the bleeding, he got closer and closer while holding his billhook.
Blood was dripping from the edge of the blade but she took out her other hand to shield herself but he whacked it completely off.
She lets out a scream of pain and terror because both of her arms were cut off.
"Now are you sorry?" He asked. She began to cough and said weakly " You, you are sick! You monster!"
The woodpecker came up behind her and covers her mouth and tilts her head up and and grinds the billhook edge into her throat like a saw. Blood shot out like a water hose as she began to twitch, he did this for a few moments until her head came off completely, he grabs her by the hair and slowly lifts her head off, he held it for a while before throwing it like a football into oblivion never to be seen again.
He takes Ms Meany's body and puts it back in her house in her bathtub.
The woodpecker goes back to his house where a puddle of blood was where the fight took place but he dipped his finger in it and wrote his name on the wall.