So I had this idea for a Skyrim fanfic for a while, so I am going to test it out and see if I am going to continue with it. I want this to be sassy and sarcastic, if any of you have read Angus, Thongs, and Fullfrontal Snogging, that is what I am going for. So anyway, here we go.
Sundas, 7:21AM, 17th of Last Seed.
Woke up in a cart with a bunch of men.
Feel like I've been here before.
Oh good, I'm stuck with a horse thief.
Same day, 7:32
Ulfric Stormcloak?
Why. Me.
Same day, 8:26AM
Lokir tried to run away. Didn't get far. Did he really think he would?
Last words were, "You're not gonna kill me!"
OH OKAY.
Same day 8:37am
My name isn't on the list, story of my life.
This isn't the first time I wasn't invited somewhere.
This is however, the first time I am going too executed.
Listen, guys, I am just a cat who likes to have fun.
Same day10am.
No shit there I was, about to be executed, for nothing I might add, and a dragon, that's right, a DRAGON came out of nowhere and started destroying everything!
While said dragon was destroying Helgen I was able to escape with the help of Imperial Soldiers (Ironic?) and a Stormcloak solider.
I ended up following Hadvar (The Stormcloak Solider) through some nasty underground tunnels. And let me tell you there were quite a few Imperal's down there, but they were pretty easy to get past.
And then there was a bear.
And no one messes with a freaking bear.
Now Hadvar wants me to go to Riverwood, which is soooo far away.
Oh! Purple mountain flower!