Disclaimer: I don't own Tokyo Mew Mew, but if I did, Masaya would go to Pluto to never return.

Me: "I can't think of anything to say."

Bostet (my cat): "Cake!"

Me: "This story involves no cake." (pauses to think) "But now it does!"

Bostet: "Hooray!"

Me: "Here's the story!"

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(A/N The introduction is really boring; I had to put it so it makes sense.)

Kittens Jaguara starts talking in a serious tone. "Welcome to our Mew Mew Interview. Today we have Kish, Ichigo, Ryou, Tart, and Pudding to interview."

The Mews, aliens, and Ryou all walk in.

"Let me explain how this works, because it's no ordinary interview. Each person will think of a question to ask everyone but themselves, which you will write one a piece of paper for each person. Write the person's name at the top, the question, and your name at the bottom."

Everyone but Tart nods.

Tart is looking at the metal bracelet on each person's arm. "What the heck are these for?" He points to the bracelet on his arm.

"I was about to explain that, they are lie detectors. If you lie, they will shock you."

"But that will hurt Tar-Tar!" Pudding sniffles.

"That's the point. Now everyone start writing your questions." Kittens Jaguara hands out paper.

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Minutes Later…

"Is everyone done?" Kittens Jaguara asks.

"Yes!" Everyone screams.

"What's with the screaming?" Kittens angrily asks.

Ryou shrugs his shoulders. Kish looks at the ceiling. Tart looks at his feet. The girls don't do anything.

"Ok then, first up is Ryou, so if your not Ryou, leave!" Kittens is still anger.

The Mews, Tart, and Kish walk out of the room.

Ryou sits down in a chair. "How long is this going to take?"

"If you whine, forever. Let's just start this interview." Kittens half smiles.

"What's the first question?" Ryou asks impatiently.

Kittens reads one of the papers. "Are you ever going to give Ichigo a raise, if no, why?"

Ryou is partially laughing, and partially smirking. "That's a good one, Ichigo's not getting a raise. She gets paid $10 an hour! Does that answer your question?"

Kittens looks at the paper again. The question was from Ichigo. Clever, using her name in the question, Ryou has no idea! "Why won't you give her a raise?"

Ryou starts mumbling. All that can be heard is, "I ink it ute en sh aks e."

"What? Speak up!" Kittens really wants to know.

Ryou can actually be heard this time. "I think its cute when she asks me. Does that answer your question?"

"Yes, next question. Do you have a crush on Ichigo?" This question was from Kish, it was obvious that Kish would kill Ryou if he did.

"Heck no!" Ryou gets shocked by the lie detector. "Stupid lie detector!"

"That means you do like Ichigo!" Kittens Jaguara is laughing.

Ryou is making Ichigo's hair jealous by turning a bright red from embarrassment and anger toward the lie detector.

Kittens stops laughing. "Two more questions." She picks another question. "Do you have a crush on Lettuce nonada?" The question, asked obviously by Pudding.

"No, I like Ichigo, remember?" Ryou says sarcastically.

"I know, but the asker of the question wants to know too."

"No I don't have a crush on Lettuce. Can we hurry up and finish?" Ryou obviously really hated it her, but he has to deal with it!

"I'm the one asking the questions here!" Kittens points that out. "Last question before you can go."

"Well what is it?"

"Do you like cake?" Kittens smiled, the question was asked by Tart.

"What kind of stupid question is that?" Ryou is really, really ticked off. "Yes I like cake."

Kittens Jaguara presses a button, a giant cake lands on Ryou's head. She starts laughing.

Ryou is spitting out cake while he is yelling at Kittens. "What phpt kind of phpt interview is phpt this?" Ryou storms out with cake still on his head.

"Next chapter we will interview Pudding and Tart." Kittens pulls a plate out of nowhere. "Until then," She presses the button that made cake fall from the sky. "I'll eat cake!" Cake lands on the plate.

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Me: "What did you think?"

Bostet: "I want cake!"

Me: (presses cake button)

(cake falls from sky)

Both: "Yeah! Cake!"